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Some thoughts for anyone just starting or newer players

Context: I started playing half heartedly during the recent halloween event so i've been playing for roughly 3 months. I grinded really hard the entire Christmas event. Here are some thoughts in no particular order.
GENERAL GAMEPLAY
  1. Per u/weedhawk_ Add 2 step authentication and a PIN on your account NOW. DO NOT ever click links that someone sends you EVER
  2. Per u/Distortedasylum if there’s a toxic person spamming the chat log type: /mute username. Makes the game so much better! just make sure to type their username EXACTLY how it is.
  3. Being a kid makes you twice the money doing tasks. It's super annoying when people pick you up and mess with you. Per u/ak2731 To prevent people from picking you up when you are playing, simply hit “create family” you don’t need to add anyone else and since they are not in your family, they can no longer pick you up! :)
  4. You can build a piano in your house to take care of the playground task
  5. A money tree is worth the initial cost if you play several hours a day. You can collect up to $100 daily. There are faster ways to earn money but you're checking into your house all the time so why not get a little bonus. This is a long play.
  6. You can quickly travel to the center of the map by going to your backpack, clicking on gifts, and clicking on the + button.
  7. Walking takes sooooo long. If you like walking then ignore, but get some kind of vehicle asap. a bike is super cheap. another fast way to travel is with a grapple but its not every accurate so i don't use it. if you're desperate, hit me up and i'll give you a bike. Per u/imaveryhappypotato I recommend using roller skates from the toy store (if they're still available, I haven't checked in a long time) they are easier to control and are less likely to spiral in a random direction (just my preference since when I use bikes they go in random directions)
  8. The reason why beds in public servers glitch out is because people try to put their pets in there while their pets are still eating/drinking stuff. There may be other reasons but this is the one I discovered and was able to repeat.
  9. You can go to settings and turn off or change the following settings: family invites, party invites, trade invites, and giving items. I turned off party invites asap cuz they were super annoying.
  10. the game chat filters out a lot of random things. sometimes it filters out numbers so thats why you see won=one too=two tree=three etc. I was so confused by this when I first started. They definitely filter out all the social media sites, reddit, discord, etc.
  11. Not all food and drink behave the same way. The marshmallows at the campsite will instantly fill up your hungry meter. The water from the water cooler takes 5 sips, the water bottle or baby bottle takes like 7-8 sips something like that
  12. speaking of camp, you don't have to rent the lodge. just stand next to the bed from the oudside, click sleep on one of the beds on the inside and boom you're in there. you just have to jump out the door to exit.
  13. buy the water cooler to get water instead of buying.
  14. The shower is much faster than the bathtub, but you can't stay in the shower. your pet can though.
  15. The school has free apples but I like to buy a plate of donuts to keep in my house next to the water cooler to stockpile food and drink when i first start a session.
  16. I stock up on golden apples when i start a session as well and that takes care of when you're sick.
  17. You can only take so many golden apples, apples, and marshmallows. Confirmed to be 30 by u/TehFurret
  18. Don't beg for pets, it's annoying. It may work but it just bothers me on a fundamental level :) Instead, just change your name to "taking unwanted pets" or something to that effect. There are people that will give you random things and you're not spamming the chat. I've gotten a few pets this way when I first started. u/Important-Fox-5111 has a tip. dress up as the trashcan and name yourself "put stuff here" or whatever and that'll work even better! but they say its not a good thing to do because it's still begging and people might come up to you and give you grief so ymmv :)
  19. Every "day" in the game is 15 hours. So you can collect your daily streak more than once per day sometimes if you time it correctly.
  20. If you're going to grind, do so during limited events to maximize your trading potential. limited pets will gain value over time.
  21. Aging up legendaries takes a long time. Someone on here has done the calculations but its somewhere in the neighborhood of 5-6 hours straight from newborn to full grown. This scales with rarity, a common pet being much much faster.
  22. If you're going to use robux, wait for a sale. they happen every few months and well worth the wait.
  23. Per u/Tiny-Nebula-8146 I am going to add that you can also teleport to home for free. just click on the roblox button top left and choose reset character. you will reappear home with all your tasks still needed to be completed. very useful if you need to get a shower. only issue is that you have to take your pet out again, but the task will still be there for it also.
  24. Per u/Miss_juicedbanana you can teleport to the playground by teleporting to the baby shop (Inv, strollers, get more, teleport to baby shop) and walking out of it. Saves you from having to buy the piano.
Trading
  1. Age swapping is a real thing and very profitable because some people don't want to or have the time to raise pets. It's when you age up a pet fully, say a dog, to full grown and you offer it up in chat, i have a full grown dog anyone want to age swap? typically someone will give you a younger aged dog and they will add stuff like a cracked egg, or an extra dog. Once you have ultra rares and legendaries to age up the adds become much better. For instance I traded away four full grown frost fury for seven newborns. This is a good way to get pets if you're just starting out in the game. And since you are doing tasks which give you money, you can buy eggs as well.
  2. Speaking of eggs, people will trade pets for eggs. In fact, its almost better to trade eggs than to hatch them. For instance I was trading fossil eggs for ultra rares all day long. one for one. you just start going up to people and put up a fossil egg and you see what they put in return. Same for royal eggs. I got a lot of pets doing this. The chances of hatching legedaries are really low even with a royal egg.
  3. ride pots are worth low tier legendaries like dragon, uni etc. fly pots are typically worth 1.5 times that
  4. just because your dog is fly ride does not mean someone will trade you a fly and ride potion for it
  5. The more rare the pet is, the less likely you will find an unpotioned one. Keep your really rare pets unpotioned until you are sure you are going to keep it forever. We are talking shadow dragons, giraffes, frosts, etc.
  6. Do not trust trade ever(unless you are okay with losing the pet). Scammers work in groups sometimes so it may look like someone got something amazing but they're in on it. There's a whole wiki on the scams in adopt me. It's nuts
  7. when a new pet comes out or an event pet comes out that costs robux the amount of overpays during the first few hours is ridiculous. if you want to cash in, that's the time to do it.
  8. Trading in public servers especially rich ones will get you the most overpays as people there don't tend to know true values of things. That being said, people will also overvalue their pets, ignore those. To find a rich server you go to your list of servers before you play the game and find one that looks like there's a lot of rich avatars in it. Trading on here or discord will make it easier to get the things you want but you'll be less likely to get overpays.
  9. If you are trying to get the really good stuff be prepared to overpay unless you have something of similar value. for instance if you want a shadow dragon and you don't have giraffes, frosts, owls, etc, be prepared to overpay.
  10. Pets that are in the game forever will always be less valuable than limited pets. Don't over pay for unis, dragons, kits, cerberus, robo dog, etc.
  11. Beware of the switcharoos. When people put up a great pet and then they start adding random stuff, they'll take out the good one and hope you don't notice. always scan the items before confirming the trade.
  12. If it's too good to be true, it usually is.

RANDOM THOUGHTS
  1. Whats up with the tiffany being slower than the douglas and axel? Or is it just me?
  2. Some things are crazy expensive like the candy cannon and the rocket sled and I could never bring myself to pay the fair amount for those things. I get the appeal but man, for a newer player it seems out of reach.
  3. Beggars are never really poor and most likely have not just been scammed. not of fan of those types.
  4. saying PLZ after i decline your trade does not make me want to do the trade. no matter how many times you say it.
  5. I've met some scummy people playing this game but for the most part my interactions have been pretty positive. Thanks to all the cool people i've traded/interacted with on here!
  6. I once saw someone post "getting rid of dragon(or something like that). i hate it" on this subreddit so I took that as they would take any offer. I gave some really lowball offer and I was downvoted to oblivion. So yeah, i don't get why people have to preface the post by saying, omg please take this off my hands. it just makes things more confusing and of course don't do that.
If you've made it this far, wow congrats, you must not be a middle schooler with the attention span of a gnat. If this helped even one person, it was worth getting my thoughts out. I know I missed a bunch of small tips and tricks so if you guys can leave your favorite ones in the comments maybe i'll learn a few new things about this game!
P.S. I'm always taking requests for growing pets since i'm always on. I'm not the cheapest but i pump out these full grown pets pretty quickly. Have a great day everybody!
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Jailbreak Pyramid of Power Explained. Please don't kill me with negatives

Jailbreak Pyramid of Power Explained. Please don't kill me with negatives

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  1. Banned players: Players who for some reason, such as hacking or other fault, are banned from the games. They are in the lowest position because they cannot do anything in the game except see a screen that says they are banned and close it.Sub-classes: 1.1. Banned from the game: These are players who cannot access the game, but can access other ROBLOX games. 1.2. Banned from ROBLOX: These players are unable to enter Jailbreak and any ROBLOX game.
  2. F2P Players: They can range from complete noobs to hard-core pros. What unites this class is not being able to spend Robox in the game, which gives them certain disadvantages when doing anything. Most of them are young children or poor people who cannot spend money on the game for many reasons. They represent the majority of the players in the game. Sub-classes: 2.1 . Noobs: They are totally new players in the game, they have a great lack of experience and skill in the game, they are the worst players in the game. Most of them are under 13 years old. 2.2 . F2P Pros: Perhaps the players who suffer the most in the game. They are usually players with great skills in the game, but with zero economic capacity. Most of them take a long time to farm money. They are identifiable many times by their avatar loaded with free items. In several cases they may be superior to noobs with robux.
  3. P2P Players: These players have a great advantage over F2P, since they have the economic capacity to get game-passes, money and more in the game. It is a very diverse group, as they buy and spend to different degrees. Some presume, others are humble, some have been collecting cars from the beginning, others bought all the available cars at once.Sub-classes: 3.1 . Noobs with robux: They are players with very bad ability, but who have the economic capacity to cope with some aspects of how bad they are, such as buying vehicles and game-passes. Some when buying robux improve their ability, others remain just as bad. They are the players who show off the most in the whole game, especially degrading F2P Players. 3.2 . Pros with robux: These are players with great skills for the game, who make the most of their advantages and often help other players. Most of these are kind, although some are toxic and a few evil. They are the aspiration to be of the majority of gamers. I include myself in this group.
  4. Millionaires: They are basically an evolution of P2P Players. A millionaire is anyone with 1M or more in the game. They are usually a similar case to the pros with robux, only at a higher level, some of them can be as influential, such as L_iiaa, the richest Jailbreak player, who reached a billion dollars in the game, and received a vehicle custom from the developers. Sub-classes: 4.1. F2P Millionaires: They are players of despite having the economy against and having no advantage at all, they managed to raise large amounts of money, either by farming in small public servers, or saving from the beginning of the game, etc 4.2. P2P Millionaires: They are players who have a private server where they grow money in large quantities, as a result of much effort and time they are currently millionaires. 4.3. Money buyers: They are people who did not make an effort in the game, but they did in real life, although in most cases the ones who made an effort were their parents. They are robux noobs with an impressive level of wealth in many cases.
  5. Youtubers: They are players who are numbered, known to create content for other people in a massive way. Sometimes they can influence play, as with tires. In most cases if they join a server they get everyone's attention. Sub-classes: 5.1. Small Youtubers: They are Youtubers with less than 500,000 subscribers, they do not usually clickbait, they are good people. Their content is based on things that the biggest YouTubers don't usually upload. 5.2. Large Youtubers: These are Youtubers with more than 500,000 subscribers. They are very well known people on Jailbreak and ROBLOX in general. Unfortunately, many fell into the unethical practice of making clickbait videos, especially the Spanish-speaking ones.
  6. Hackers: They are the least ethical and most evil players in the game. They are people who use exploits, programs and other dirty methods to progress quickly in the game. They are the most hated players and at times, they are the most powerful in public servants, although there are no known hackers who have the reputation and fame of YouTubers. They tend to do a lot of damage to the game, they have many advantages over any player. Sub-classes: 6.1. Hackers for fun: They are the least offensive, they tend to hack into private or empty servers with their friends to have fun from time to time. Their hacks do not usually harm the game. The worst thing that can happen to you is to be caught hacking into a server with many strangers. 6.2. Evil hackers: These are the most evil of all players. They use hacks like super speed, flying without vehicles, teleporting, killing players out of nowhere are usually very annoying and damaging in the game. 6.3. Auto-hackers: They are the newest type, they were a great threat and nuisance to the game in the second half of 2020. They can hack for annoying or for personal gain. If they were cops, they are the infamous auto-arresters. His hacks consisted of kicking the entire server out of their vehicles first and arresting everyone. If it was criminals, it was the shameless auto-robbers, which consists of stealing all the locations by teleporting and leaving the other criminals on the server with nothing.
  7. Moderators: They are similar to hackers in that they have abilities far beyond a normal player, but they use it for good, and the techniques they use are legal. They are used by creators and have many degrees. They are few of those who know what happens with the developers and the upcoming and hidden content of the game. They usually put order in the game, on the sub-reddit and on the Discord server.
  8. Developers: There are 2 players, Asimo3089 and badcc. They are the most powerful people in the game, as well as the creators, modifiers, and updaters of the game. They are in charge of continuing to add more things to the game, make the game a better place together with the moderators and respond to user suggestions.
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Some tips and tricks for new and newish players!

Hey all, I normally hang out on the trading subreddit but I thought I would crosspost(if this is not allowed, i'll take it down sorry!) here. I don't know how many members share the two subreddits. Hope you find this useful!
Context: I started playing half heartedly during the recent halloween event so i've been playing for roughly 3 months. I grinded really hard the entire Christmas event. Here are some thoughts in no particular order.
GENERAL GAMEPLAY
  1. Per u/weedhawk_ Add 2 step authentication and a PIN on your account NOW. DO NOT ever click links that someone sends you EVER
  2. Per u/Distortedasylum if there’s a toxic person spamming the chat log type: /mute username. Makes the game so much better! just make sure to type their username EXACTLY how it is.
  3. Being a kid makes you twice the money doing tasks. It's super annoying when people pick you up and mess with you. u/LazyFoxxo says if you become a family member with a friend other people can't pick you up! Per u/ak2731 To prevent people from picking you up when you are playing, simply hit “create family” you don’t need to add anyone else and since they are not in your family, they can no longer pick you up! :)
  4. You can build a piano in your house to take care of the playground task
  5. A money tree is worth the initial cost if you play several hours a day. You can collect up to $100 daily. There are faster ways to earn money but you're checking into your house all the time so why not get a little bonus. This is a long play.
  6. You can quickly travel to the center of the map by going to your backpack, clicking on gifts, and clicking on the + button.
  7. Walking takes sooooo long. If you like walking then ignore, but get some kind of vehicle asap. a bike is super cheap. another fast way to travel is with a grapple but its not every accurate so i don't use it. if you're desperate, hit me up and i'll give you a bike.
  8. The reason why beds in public servers glitch out is because people try to put their pets in there while their pets are still eating/drinking stuff. There may be other reasons but this is the one I discovered and was able to repeat.
  9. You can go to settings and turn off or change the following settings: family invites, party invites, trade invites, and giving items. I turned off party invites asap cuz they were super annoying.
  10. the game chat filters out a lot of random things. sometimes it filters out numbers so thats why you see won=one too=two tree=three etc. I was so confused by this when I first started. They definitely filter out all the social media sites, reddit, discord, etc.
  11. Not all food and drink behave the same way. The marshmallows at the campsite will instantly fill up your hungry meter. The water from the water cooler takes 5 sips, the water bottle or baby bottle takes like 7-8 sips something like that
  12. speaking of camp, you don't have to rent the lodge. just stand next to the bed from the oudside, click sleep on one of the beds on the inside and boom you're in there. you just have to jump out the door to exit.
  13. buy the water cooler to get water instead of buying.
  14. The shower is much faster than the bathtub, but you can't stay in the shower. your pet can though.
  15. The school has free apples but I like to buy a plate of donuts to keep in my house next to the water cooler to stockpile food and drink when i first start a session.
  16. I stock up on golden apples when i start a session as well and that takes care of when you're sick.
  17. You can only take so many golden apples, apples, and marshmallows. Confirmed to be 30 by u/TehFurret
  18. Don't beg for pets, it's annoying. It may work but it just bothers me on a fundamental level :) Instead, just change your name to "taking unwanted pets" or something to that effect. There are people that will give you random things and you're not spamming the chat. I've gotten a few pets this way when I first started. u/Important-Fox-5111 has a tip. dress up as the trashcan and name yourself "put stuff here" or whatever and that'll work even better! but they say its not a good thing to do because it's still begging and people might come up to you and give you grief so ymmv :)
  19. Every "day" in the game is 15 hours. So you can collect your daily streak more than once per day sometimes if you time it correctly.
  20. If you're going to grind, do so during limited events to maximize your trading potential. limited pets will gain value over time.
  21. Aging up legendaries takes a long time. Someone on here has done the calculations but its somewhere in the neighborhood of 5-6 hours straight from newborn to full grown. This scales with rarity, a common pet being much much faster.
  22. If you're going to use robux, wait for a sale. they happen every few months and well worth the wait.
  23. Per u/Tiny-Nebula-8146 I am going to add that you can also teleport to home for free. just click on the roblox button top left and choose reset character. you will reappear home with all your tasks still needed to be completed. very useful if you need to get a shower. only issue is that you have to take your pet out again, but the task will still be there for it also.
  24. Per u/Miss_juicedbanana you can teleport to the playground by teleporting to the baby shop (Inv, strollers, get more, teleport to baby shop) and walking out of it. Saves you from having to buy the piano.
Trading
  1. Age swapping is a real thing and very profitable because some people don't want to or have the time to raise pets. It's when you age up a pet fully, say a dog, to full grown and you offer it up in chat, i have a full grown dog anyone want to age swap? typically someone will give you a younger aged dog and they will add stuff like a cracked egg, or an extra dog. Once you have ultra rares and legendaries to age up the adds become much better. For instance I traded away four full grown frost fury for seven newborns. This is a good way to get pets if you're just starting out in the game. And since you are doing tasks which give you money, you can buy eggs as well.
  2. Speaking of eggs, people will trade pets for eggs. In fact, its almost better to trade eggs than to hatch them. For instance I was trading fossil eggs for ultra rares all day long. one for one. you just start going up to people and put up a fossil egg and you see what they put in return. Same for royal eggs. I got a lot of pets doing this. The chances of hatching legedaries are really low even with a royal egg.
  3. ride pots are worth low tier legendaries like dragon, uni etc. fly pots are typically worth 1.5 times that
  4. just because your dog is fly ride does not mean someone will trade you a fly and ride potion for it
  5. The more rare the pet is, the less likely you will find an unpotioned one. Keep your really rare pets unpotioned until you are sure you are going to keep it forever. We are talking shadow dragons, giraffes, frosts, etc.
  6. Do not trust trade ever(unless you are okay with losing the pet). Scammers work in groups sometimes so it may look like someone got something amazing but they're in on it. There's a whole wiki on the scams in adopt me. It's nuts
  7. when a new pet comes out or an event pet comes out that costs robux the amount of overpays during the first few hours is ridiculous. if you want to cash in, that's the time to do it.
  8. Trading in public servers especially rich ones will get you the most overpays as people there don't tend to know true values of things. That being said, people will also overvalue their pets, ignore those. To find a rich server you go to your list of servers before you play the game and find one that looks like there's a lot of rich avatars in it. Trading on here or discord will make it easier to get the things you want but you'll be less likely to get overpays.
  9. If you are trying to get the really good stuff be prepared to overpay unless you have something of similar value. for instance if you want a shadow dragon and you don't have giraffes, frosts, owls, etc, be prepared to overpay.
  10. Pets that are in the game forever will always be less valuable than limited pets. Don't over pay for unis, dragons, kits, cerberus, robo dog, etc.
  11. Beware of the switcharoos. When people put up a great pet and then they start adding random stuff, they'll take out the good one and hope you don't notice. always scan the items before confirming the trade.
  12. If it's too good to be true, it usually is.
RANDOM THOUGHTS
  1. Whats up with the tiffany being slower than the douglas and axel? Or is it just me?
  2. Some things are crazy expensive like the candy cannon and the rocket sled and I could never bring myself to pay the fair amount for those things. I get the appeal but man, for a newer player it seems out of reach.
  3. Beggars are never really poor and most likely have not just been scammed. not of fan of those types.
  4. saying PLZ after i decline your trade does not make me want to do the trade. no matter how many times you say it.
  5. I've met some scummy people playing this game but for the most part my interactions have been pretty positive. Thanks to all the cool people i've traded/interacted with on here!
  6. I once saw someone post "getting rid of dragon(or something like that). i hate it" on this subreddit so I took that as they would take any offer. I gave some really lowball offer and I was downvoted to oblivion. So yeah, i don't get why people have to preface the post by saying, omg please take this off my hands. it just makes things more confusing and of course don't do that.
If you've made it this far, wow congrats, you must not be a middle schooler with the attention span of a gnat. If this helped even one person, it was worth getting my thoughts out. I know I missed a bunch of small tips and tricks so if you guys can leave your favorite ones in the comments maybe i'll learn a few new things about this game!
P.S. I'm always taking requests for growing pets since i'm always on. I'm not the cheapest but i pump out these full grown pets pretty quickly. Have a great day everybody!
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A Complete (ish) Review of Phantom Forces. (If you work for Stylis, PLEASE read this, I really want the devs to see this!)

Edit: I wasn't expecting this to get much attention! Thanks everyone who upvoted and gave their opinion in the comments.

Edit 2: Thank you everyone for the feedback and attention you gave this post, it means a lot. Unfortunately Stylis didn't respond and they seem to not give a shit about the subreddit. I'll try posting this in their discord or twitch chat.
I don't plan on making any kind of sequel to this post, since I've covered everything I've observed. If there are any significant changes to the game I might make a post about that.


I've made a few posts about the game/map design of Phantom Forces but I've never made a full review, so here goes. Prepare for a possibly pretty long post.
I'm going to break my review down into a few parts, starting with:

1) Base Mechanics
The mechanics of the game are simple. You have two guns, three grenades, one knife. You can jump, sprint and crouch, vault over low obstacles, and do a high jump to get up bigger ones. The movement speed is pretty fast, even when using the heavier weapons, and no stamina bar means you can jump and sprint as much as you want, however, while sprinting you cannot fire your gun straight and have to wait about half a second before it's raised, and doing a high jump will give a 1 second cooldown before springing again. All that leads me into my second segment:

2) Pacing
In my opinion this is the strongest part of the game. Combat feels fast and dynamic. The fast run speed and vaults make moving around the map fast. Combine this with large square hitboxes and guns being able to pierce almost any thin cover and it makes the game feel amazing to play. Unlike other games like GTAV or many COD games, the gameplay almost never devolves into "pop out from behind a wall, shoot, repeat". It's like playing DOOM, always moving, strafing, jumping, and shooting.
The way the movement works is perfect. When vaulting over barriers, your gun comes up to the forwards position, which encourages aggressive pushing since you can stay at full speed while shooting. The high jump is great for getting up larger barriers but it breaks your momentum, which means it's usually used much less (which is a good thing). Sprinting allows you to go fast but leaves you vulnerable since your weapon is down (except with a melee, which again encourages aggressive action). This prevents fights from devolving into "you can't hit me na na na na na".

3) Graphics/Art style
The graphics are, well, bad. However the devs have used this to their advantage. By using a simple colour palette of greens and greys, The dark black of the player models stand out well, encouraging aggressive play and getting up and moving around to avoid fire instead of hiding. The maps themselves are simple and blocky, but believable. Locations like a middle eastern village, an eastern european factory and construction sites are all believable and match the modern warfare aesthetic of Phantom Forces.

4) Weapons
The selection is just amazing for a game with half a dozen devs. Every gun in the game feels unique in some way, and are all very well balanced. People complain about the meta a lot but compared to many AAA games Phantom Forces is amazingly balanced. Furthermore, the customization is insane! Conversions, a billion sights, barrel stuff, ammo, skins, there's so much stuff to do with a gun!
I really don't have the time nor patience to review every gun, but I'll review the gun classes.

Assault rifles: The default guns. Middle of the road in all aspects. Good run speed, firerate, damage, range falloff, reload times. Great for any map and almost any situation.
Battle rifles: Heavier assault rifles. Lower ammo capacity, longer reload times, but high damage with solid firerate.
Carbines: Lighter assault rifles. These have probably the fastest paced gameplay out of any gun class. They do the same thing as AR's with a bit more vertical recoil and lower damage. Not used much but still fun.
Shotguns: Low firerate, high damage hard hitters. Work best at close to mid (slugs just make them worse snipers so they're not really good at long range). Some call them OP but they're easy to counter by keeping some kind of barrier between you and the enemy. Movement speed ranges from average to fast, with low capacity however the slow firerate and 1 shot ability means you won't find yourself running out of ammo too often.
PDW's: Light, average reload, low recoil, mid cap mags. Pretty much the same as carbines in most respects, aside from some high damage guns like the tommy gun or grease gun. Almost all PDW's have great damage up close but fall off quickly at range. This makes them great for up-close and personal combat, and makes them great at stringing together multiple kills then retreating to reload.
DMR's: Low to mid firerate semi automatics perfect for mid to long range, with damage ranging from a three shot kill to a one shot to the head. Excellent for keeping enemies pinned down and shooting through barriers. Some are slow and bulky like the Scar-SSR, while others handle as well as carbines like the MK11. Great for anyone who loves semi automatics.
LMG's: Heavy, high capacity, with medium damage and great penetration (haha). Perfect for planting down in a spot, ripping through some enemies, then repositioning. somewhat weak against snipers due to the giant beacon that points right to you whenever you shoot, and the slow run speed which lets them line up shots better, but still as solid pick for taking out large groups and laying down sustained fire.
Sniper Rifles: Long range, lowest firerates, and highest damage. Great at taking down single enemies but struggle when up against groups, with poor run speed. Quite fun but unfortunately Stylis is making them increasingly unviable due to their map design.

Speaking of that, let's get to the part I know you've all been dreading if you've read my other posts:

5) Map Design
Oh boy. There's a lot to get into here.
Here is a post about the flaws of Stylis's map design, I highly suggest reading it before reading this next section.

The older maps in Phantom Forces are amazing. They have a perfect mix of verticality, cover, open areas, and occasional (but avoidable) choke points. For example, Highway Lot. This map has huge open sniping areas like the highway and the rooftops, paired with very tight corridors and more mid range areas like the parking garages. In any of these maps you have to constantly be moving through them, going between open high-visibility areas like rooftops to get kills and more covered areas to avoid getting shot.
The capture points in the King of the Hill and Flare Domination gamemodes are placed in areas where there is always multiple exits and/or shooting positions that look over them so camping them is very hard. Combine this with grenades and you have a fun dynamic experience that is (mostly) camper free (and as I have noted before, the more you're moving in Phantom Forces, the more fun you're having).
Now, problems begin to arise when there is no balance of these four main elements. For example, look at Bazaar or Rig. On these maps shotguns reign supreme since everyone is forced into tiny areas, with no option to take more open areas and snipe. This leads to guns like the AA-12 being incredibly OP despite them having balanced stats, because the one thing that balances them, which in the AA-12's case is it's insane spread, isn't a problem due to the map being so small.
The lack of verticality in maps like Farmyard or Bazaar is infuriating. The battles end up feeling less and less dynamic, since you aren't moving around the map nearly as much. Instead of feeling like a battle it just ends up feeling like running through a maze where everyone has a gun and wants to kill each other. It's not so much the size of the map that makes sniping hard and close range weapons OP, since snipers are very usable on crane site which is a mid sized map, but more the lack of vantage points snipers can use. Even Industry, probably the only new map that fits Phantom Forces's gameplay style, had no good exposed vantage points for long range players to use.
I think a lot of this lack of long range on maps comes from Mirage. Quite a large portion of the playerbase HATES Mirage, and I fully understand why. but it's NOT because of the verticality.
In fact, the verticality is the best part of mirage. It's incredibly fun to run up and down between floors, switching shooting positions and moving quick, all while watching your back in case some flankers started storming the building. The main issue with Mirage is that it was too spread out. Players who wanted to use even good mid-long range guns like battle rifles would have trouble using them due to the extreme ranges. The huge, wide streets between the buildings became killing grounds, and the buildings on the edge of the map were far too large and had sight lines that were far too good, leading to a lot of deaths that felt out of the player's control. This is INFURIATING game design.
Furthermore, the buildings themselves were a few floors too tall, leading to pretty much the entire bottom 2-3 floors of the buildings being unused. the extra floors just made it longer to get into the action. If the buildings were closer, shorter, and there were a few less of them, this would probably be one of the communities favourite maps.
My theory is that when the devs saw the massive backlash towards mirage, they assumed that meant the community didn't like long range maps and verticality (which we absolutely do like them!) and proceeded to make snipers more or less obsolete on the new maps.

6) Extra Content
The case/key system is actually pretty good. You get cases and keys from logging in and winning matches, or buying them with the in game credits (or your mom's credit card). You get credits from ranking up and selling skins. This is actually well balanced so that you can unlock guns and attachments faster if you want to, so if you really want that one gun you can get it and don't have to grind for hours or pay IRL money.
However, there are WAY too many case and key varieties in game right now. I agree with adding new skins but there are so many case types that it's pretty much impossible for new players to get matching sets. I know you guys have to make money but it's really not helping your player retention when people can't even make their gun look nice without seeing "you don't have any keys [purchase more]"
Furthermore, the lack of new content for low rank players isn't helping. What reason do new players to the game have to log in? some old guns that have been in the game since the dawn of time? It's not the main cause of dwindling player numbers but it's certainly part of the issue.
No, the main reason I believe Phantom Forces is becoming less and less popular is the changing demographics of roblox. They are appealing more and more to younger and younger children, and Phantom Forces is more of a 11-14 ish age range game. However, As that younger roblox demographic ages we might see a large resurgence to the game.


7) Final thoughts
(No, this isn't a TLDR read the post you lazy bum)
Overall, this game is incredible for such a small dev team working with what I've heard is a janky at best, broken at worst platform. By hyper-focusing on elements like smooth and fast movement and weapon selection and customization Stylis has made a game that is thoroughly entertaining to play. Features like team balancing and the old spawn algorithm worked amazingly well, with minimal bugs (Yes, I said old. Fuck the new system). Weapon animations are excellent, sound design is passable at worst and punchy and satisfying at best, the meta is well balanced and most of the maps are well designed.
So yeah, that's about it :D


Yeah I told you it would be a long post. I apologize if it got kinda incoherent and ranty at the end there.
I really want the devs to see this. I love Phantom Forces, it's my favourite game in the world. I have so many memories playing this game, and I want to see it do well. Again, if anyone has any way of contacting Stylis and sending them this it would be very much appreciated.

o7

-PhantomGhost7
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Noob bait: An analysis on "Noob games"

Have you ever looked at a game and wondered "Why does this game have this many players after so long without updates?" well, I got the answer, noobs. Noobs are crutches to a lot of poorly made games in my opinion. For some odd reason, noobs are extremely loyal to lots of dumb games. Now the only question is why? Why do these types of players play these games for months without getting bored? Well that's what I've come here to answer, join me as we travel through many genres of noob games as we find out what makes noobs attracted to them, and discover what makes noobs tick.


Chapter 1: Obbies: I thought we would start off with a very well known type of noob game. Obbies typically have bright colors to attract noobs to them. They also have you "running away" from a popular trend or person with decals of it put all over the place. Given that these are kids they will go "oh my god it's Spider Man!" which makes them even more willing to complete these Obbies. Another thing to keep noobs invested is a giant version of whatever thing they are supposed to "running away" from at the end, suspended in the sky, this is simply here to remind the noobs what they are playing the game for, keeping them invested even more. At the end, they have prizes the noobs get for winning, these are usually hats and paths, this makes the noobs feel accomplished. Overall, these Obbies take advantage of these noobs attraction to colors and popular icons to make them feel like they have done something, when really, they just completed a copy and paste obby on roblox. Now onto our next type of "noob games" Tycoons.


Chapter 2: Tycoons: Tycoons are also very well known amongst the roblox community. Once again, you'll see very bright colors and sometimes popular trends or icons. This time however, the game fools the noob by making them feel rich and famous by making them complete a well.. Tycoon. The game makes them build from the ground up by making them watch, or click to make parts fall into a conveyor belt and into a money pad, where they can then take the money to buy more parts and droppers to the build, making them feel like they are slowly running a business empire. The Tycoon at a certain point also supplies them with gears and weapons to kill other players to keep them from getting bored. After the noob finished their Tycoon, they feel rich and powerful, giving them a dopamine boost and making them want to stay longer. In conclusion, Tycoons make noobs feel powerful with bright colors to go with it, making them feel amazing, and making them stay longer. Now, onto the next type, Cart Rides.


Chapter 3: Cart Rides: Cart rides may have slowly died down, but they still have a pretty sizable player base of noobs. Once again, they use bright colors and pop culture icons to lure noobs in. This time, they try to keep the noobs in for as long as possible without a reward. They set up a single track for the noobs to follow in their cart, however, if they go too fast, they fly off the tracks and into the void, but it they go too slow, they increase the time it takes to get to the end by a lot. This leaves the noobs stuck as they only decide to go with trial and error instead of being smart about their speed. There is also the fact that other noobs want to get to the end, so they might fight and sabotage each other to get in the cart. This gets multiplied by 10 when the owners advertise the fact that the winners of the Cart Ride might get admin, making the noobs want to rush even more, leading to more failure. When the noob finally reaches the end, they only get server admin, or no admin at all, just some paths and other distractions, or even teleporting the noob to another game, either way, the noob still plays because of the reward, or from wanting to complete the next game. Overall, these Cart Ride games force noobs in for as long as possible to keep the player count from going down. Now onto our next type, Survival the X the killer games.



Chapter 4: Survival the X the killer games: In these types of noob games, the noobs are put onto a tree house in some grassy plains with a killer there, trying to you know, kill them. Now this killer can be many things, given the X in the title I gave them, mostly pop culture icons and creepypastas. Now the reason I believe noobs play these is confidence, let me explain. You see, noobs aren't all that brave, given that they are mostly little kids, so they never really want to play horror games. But, when presented with a very weak "horror game" they play it, after a bit, they gain confidence because they are playing a horror game, and they're not scared! This boosts their confidence, so they play it more to prove to themselves they aren't scared, boosting their confidence more and more. This makes them feel brave, but only in those types of games. At least, this is how I see it. So in conclusion, Survival the X the killer games boost noobs confidence, making them feel good. This type of noob game goes hand in hand or may cause noobs to go to our next type or noob game, Camping games.



Chapter 5: Camping games: In these noob games the noobs follow a basic story line with increments of horror. This also follows the whole confidence idea I had for Survival the X the killer games. Once again, bright colors and basic art styles are used to keep noobs invested. Now in most cases, most of the noobs die pretty quickly, given they aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, even after many attempts, they can never seem to get to the end. This makes the noobs want to play more and win, so they can feel accomplished. Most camping games also have an obby, making the noobs want to finish it like with the Obbies chapter we did. Also, given that most Camping games are very simple and predictable, the noobs feel right at home like they did with the other noob games. There are also characters that the noobs may bond with over time, given how many times they die, making them care for these characters. In conclusion, Camping games take advantage of confidence, completion, and making noobs feel at home to keep them playing. And now, for our final type of noob games, I've saved the best for last, the most popular noob games out there, Simulators!



Chapter 6: The grand daddy, Simulators: Now, Simulators combine almost every aspect of noob games and combines them to make the ultimate noob games. These Simulators have the bright colors and icons of most of the other noob games. They have the slow progression of Tycoons. They have Obbies that the noobs can complete for rewards. They keep the noobs slowly yet surely reaching a certain goal like in Cart Rides. They have the characters noobs might get invested or bond with like in Camping games, though that last part may have been a stretch. I spent a long time there talking about the aspects of Simulators, but now we should actually talk about mechanics of the Simulators. In Simulators, noobs have to do a specific thing with their tool until their backpack is full, then they have to sell whatever they got for coins to buy upgrades for their tool to do they same thing faster, or their backpack to be able to do the same thing for longer. There are also pets they can obtain from pets to give them better stats. Most Simulators also have different worlds where the noobs do the same thing, but better with new gear. Some Simulators also have unique mechanics to them, which is something the other types of noob games never had. In Fishing Simulator, you have to reel in fish by keeping a line in a green space for a set amount of time. In Ghost Simulator, you have hover boards and more unique upgrades you can get to help you on your journey. I could go on and on, but my point is that given the fact Simulators are a bit more complex, it allows them unique mechanics for each game to let noobs feel like they have more of a choice, which is why, along with the whole combining aspects thing, Simulators are still extremely popular. I think I talked enough about these games, now it's time for my final thoughts.

Final Thoughts: In conclusion, I believe that noobs are more or less of a crutch, or meat and bones of some games. I just wanted to let some people know what makes noobs tick, as this has been stuck in my head for a while now, and I just wanted to say it because I don't want this to stay in my head forever.
I you liked this post, then upvote I guess, I don't really care, but I guess it would be nice if a lot of people could see this.
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My 1000$ Laptop was destroyed by an EM because I would not let her EK play games on it

Howdy! I'm just a long time listener, and I never thought that I had a 2nd story to send, only this one happened more recently, I am in college at the time I am typing this, and my current computer was crap, it was just a basic Chromebook, I stupidly bought one! mostly because of the fact that I needed a laptop for college and I didn't have lots of money at the time, not only that, but it is now a few years old, it's at the point when it has stopped receiving updates and is just slow as hell, I just wanted to get myself a Windows 10 Computer, I never used Windows before, and from what my friends and family told me, it was an awesome upgrade from what I had, it took me quite a while to get my laptop (that was obviously broken in this story) I had worked many extra shifts and I even went cheap at the time, just trying to save up 1,000$ but in the end, it FINALLY paid off, it had 16GB of RAM, which was perfect for all of my CAD classes too, but I would also like to add that I really like video games, and I took advantage of my RAM and used it also for that purpose too, Minecraft, Fortnite, Roblox, Apex. I could play any game that I wanted to. (sorry if it sounds like I am rubbing it in) but anyways, I treated this device like it was my child, I was very paranoid, maybe a little too much, I got myself a case for it, with the insurance that I got on Amazon with it, but anyways enough background info, time for the story
now, one more thing, my college is about 30-45 minutes away from my house, I did not have a working car at the time, so I had to take a bus, there was a bus stop near my block, so I would just go there, and have the bus take me to the closest bus stop to my college. its a nice little system I worked out,
So the day was as normal is it would be, I would wake up, get all my stuff, and get on the bus going to college, like I said earlier, it's about a 45-minute ride, so of course, I pulled out my laptop from its case and I started playing Undertale, it was a bumpy ride, but I didn't care. I'd say after 20 minutes of sitting on the bus, I noticed that there was a kid looking at me from the next seat over, I'm not good at guessing age, but did say he was about 9...? maybe? this sorta irritates me because I really hate it when there is just another person staring at me, so after a while, I look back at him, and he is still staring at me, I ask him
Me - Is there something you want kid?
I'm not very good with children, my excuse is that I grew up an only child and I have not really had a chance to understand their own world, I get that I probably sounded like a jerk looking back at it, and I fell that there could have just been a nicer way to say that
EK - what is that?
Me - What is... what?

He didn't point to anything, and I could not tell what he was looking at
EK - that thing
He says as he is pointing to my laptop
Me - this... is a Computer
EK - Cool, my dad has one of those things, he usually lets me play on his

And this is when I thought, oh no, I know where this is headed, I am a huge pushover, and I don't really like telling a person no when they ask something, I don't like this characteristic, but I can't really change that for myself
EK- Can I play on your computer?
Me - I don't have any games on it kid, sorry!
I instantly realized I still had Undertale running on fullscreen
EK - Yes you do, I can see that
Me - Well, fine then, yes I do have games on this computer, but I am not about to give some random kid my computer to play games on it, I kinda need it for school!
Then the waterworks starts running, I don't think I was too harsh or anything with what I said, but the one thing I didn't notice is that his mother was sitting next to him on her phone, I was happy that she didn't see or hear the conversation because she was facing the Window (that was a pun) but then the kid started pulling on her arm, I instantly knew what would happen next, so I just looked back down on my screen and pretended that nothing happens, but I could hear it all.
EK - Mommy! that man will not let me play on his computer!
EM - What!? why don't I have a talk with him
She then says on the phone "ill call you back later, I need to deal with this entitled man" how ironic, I thought
EM - You there!

she screams, I pretend that I thought she was talking to somebody else until she then grabbed my shoulder as tightly as she could.
Me - Yeah!? what do you want?
EM - My son tells me that you won't let him play on your computer
Me - yeah, and!?
EM - why won't you let him play on it, it will only be for a couple of minutes!

Me - Because I worked a long time for this thing! I would not give this thing to anybody else that was not my family
EM - Oh come on, that little doohicky probably only costs about 300$

I stand up to reach about her hight

Me - I'm not sharing the price, but as I said before, I'm only letting family even get within arms reach of this thing, Now unless you are my long lost cousin, then I suggest that you sit down and shut up!
EM - You little brat, why do you need to be so selfish, just let my son have your computer, you can just buy another one anyways!
Me - Hold up one second, now you want me to GIVE your son MY computer? are you braindead or something? because judging by everything that you have said, you sure seem like it!
EM - YOU LITTLE F***ER! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO A GROWN WOMAN LIKE THAT!! ALL MY SON WANTS IS TO PLAY A FEW GAMES!
Me - if your son wants to play games, then you can spend your money and get him his own!
at this point, you can also see steam shooting out of the EMs ears, she then proceeds to kick me in the... *ahem* knackers, let's just leave it like that, I proceed to fall oh my knees, I have never been kicked there before and it hurt like h***. I look back upon my seat and found my laptop gone, I look up and I see the EM walking back to her seat with my laptop in her hand, despite the pain, I get back up on my feet and grab my laptop, it then turned into a tug of war, I don't want to waste all of the moves that we tried to make the other lose grasp, but at some point, I had my computer in my hands, but then it slipped out, and the EM now had it again, right when I noticed that I didn't have it in my grasp anymore i turn back to grab it, and find it already on its way to the floor, and sure enough, that little b**** threw it on Ithe bus floor, and on the corner of the screen too, I push her away and grab my laptop, I open it up, and I am greeted with a huge group of colors. the screen shattered. I stand back up, and I turn around to look at her when I then said
Me - You... F***ing... B****
She then gave me a look like I murdered somebody, everyone around was just looking at me in total shock, apparently, somebody must've called the cops, because there were sirens and the bus driver was told to pull over, the EM was the first to run out, and she proceeds to scream
EM - Help me! a crazy man on the bus took my son's laptop
I have had enough, I walked outside where the police said that they wanted to hear both sides of the story.
EM - That man took my son's computer! and when I went to go grab it, he assaulted me and smashed it on the floor
I then proceed to say
Me - Nooooooo! nice try lady, but what actually happened was that I was playing a game on my computer, her son asks to play and I said no, she then proceeds to grab my computer and SHE was the one that smashed it on the floor (this is not what we both said, I just can't really remember the whole thing)
PO - look you two, the bus has a camera system, we can just watch the footage and see whos lying
at this point, everything melted away, I felt very happy, while the EM was as white as a ghost, and sure enough, after we took a look at the footage, you can clearly see the EM throwing my computer at the floor, the police took her in, and when they asked if I wanted to press charges I said yes, and I charged her with the destruction of property, it has been a while and we have still not had a Trial, or Court yet, but here's the best part, when the EM was released, she decided to sue me for assault, remember when I pushed EM to look at my broken laptop on the floor? well apparently she fell and hit her head, and she has a very bad bruise, so we are in, yet another battle, oh yeah, and guess what? the insurance on my laptop helped me out very much, my insurance was supposed to expire the next day, I got myself a new computer at practically nothing, we still have not had anything happen yet, but once there is sentencing for the both of us, I WILL post an update, and I mean it.
I am sending this from my new computer, and I think I just fried one of my outlets... dangit!
anyways, thanks for reading my long story about interacting with a second Karen, all cya guys in the update
(I think I just fried a second outlet too, what the-)
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Bought Quest 2 for Xmas, made me Puke for 2 days, and does not work on PC at all!

Bought the Quest 2 for my kid to play. He's a little young so had to do all the setup, which took me a long while! He wanted to play Roblox on the computer. Tried getting it to work on the computer(have 2 of them), but guess it doesn't work with AMD video cards(have 2 of them)! So tried using it on it's own. Played a Climbing game, (while he was sleeping to have it ready for when he woke up the next morning)and a free future soccer type of game(forget what it's called)! Well after I took it off, I was dizzy and felt nauseous! I puked for a few hours, and was sick for 2 days dizzy as all hell, and thought I'd have to go to hospital that I had Covid or something! Turns out it was just the crazy VR headset! AWESOME, spent a bunch of money on something that makes you sick! Glad I didn't let my kid play it! Not only does it not work on the computer,(2 computers are fairly large computers, 64gb ram, 1300psu, 8core Intel PC with Noctua Nd15 cooling, and all that jazz), but it makes you so sick you cannot do anything at all, and might have to go to a hospital during a Pandemic(which is the absolute worst possible thing you could do right now!)! Worst present idea ever! Oh and I've never had motion sickness ever, not on a boat, not on the Great American Eagle, not bungee jumping, not climbing a mountain in New Hampshire, not driving a race car and doing donuts at 60mph! So...if your thinking of buying one....I'd think again, as it's still not ready for mainstream at all!!!!
If you get VR SICKNESS=Go to a dark quiet room(black absolutely NO SOUND!), keep cool(get buck naked if you have to)put a fan on or open window cold air helps a lot and so does moving air, lemon smell might help after a complete sensory cool down period of 1hr, then try Ginger...get a Ginger paste from Meijer(Grocery store)it's like $4 in the fruit/vegetable aisle, eat a teaspoonful with some lemon water or 7up, but texture is vomitous so make sure you can handle that first! Most important is NO SENSORY INPUT! No sound, or vision, or even smell! Limit your sensory input! Cold, Dark, Quiet Room!
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.̶̷̷̩̬̣̮̦̣̪̗̙̺̞̱͙̰͉͍͚ͤ̀͋͗̿ͭ̐ͯ͑̊͆͗̾̂͋͌ͮ͘͝ͅ.̧͉͖̙͎̠̬̻̤͖͍̤̼̯ͥ̎̍̓͑̋͌ͧ̋͊̿̕͘͢͢.̷̧̛̛͇̜̯̳̥͇̤̗͇͛̃̍ͮͥ̇̎ͥ̐ͫͧ͆̽̍̅̈͗́̅.̶̵̪͚̘̖̰͇̭͙̩̟̭̟ͤ̓ͯ̍ͪ̀̑̓̐̓͢.̶̶̛̳̺̳̩͍̥̿ͮ̈́̓̆ͨ̎́ͬ̓ͯ.ͣͪ̄̿̐ͬ́͑͝͏̪̫̺̹̗͉͓̠̳̯͓̻͖̳.̶̸̰̟͉̠̯̤͇͈̅ͨͯ̐́ͅ.̡̨̛͍̹̥̣͉̖̬̹̟͍̰̯͖̯̳̗͉̭̓̌͊ͬ͢͡.̶̢̹̠̩͕̋͛̍͒͛̂ͨ̐͑̌̚.̵̧̛̦̫͔͚̤͈̠̩͈͚̼̬͇͎̗̱ͦͫͯ͋ͬͦ̄͠.̖̗͔͙͒̀ͭ͋̈̐ͫ̃̀̽ͣ̆̓ͯͬͪ̽́̚͟͟͞.̵̛̛̹̗̻̯̺͔̥̩̿ͫͫ̉ͨ͘͡.̈́̈̉ͨ͌̽̄ͯͭ̿͌̌͂̓̇̈́ͦ͏̶̧̬̬͉̫̣̘̥̝̟̝̯̮̝͇̣̀͝.̸̣̦̱͙̦̯̱̬̲͓̘ͬ͗̏́̌͆̆̅ͩ̉̒͗ͭ͘.̔ͥͦ̓̉̐̏̔̒̐̂ͭ̔͢͏̸̖̞̝̗̩̜̮̩̰̕.̛͚̲̱̦̺̦͑̌̒͊̀͜͟.̨͉̳̟̭͇͍̖͎̆͑́̌̄ͣ̒́̀́͟͞.̶̲̦̘͎͖͈͍͕͇̦̹̰͇̠ͪ͋̋̓̊ͬ̽ͮͧ͂̾̐̀͋̂̎ͫ̔̚͝ͅ.̸̛̬̠̟͎͔͖̹̞̯̗̣̮̼̖͕̈̀̈́̊͡.̵̡̺̝̞̯̞̬͗ͩ̃́͌ͤ̃͞ͅ.ͮ̏ͦͩ͝҉̢̖̱̻̱̫ͅ.̵̢͙̮̓͒̒ͯ̓̍͐ͣͪ͛͑ͦ̇̚͠͡͞ͅ.̵̷̵͍͚̯̪̬͙̭̲̻͚̣̭̻͎͔͇͈̫̐ͥ̃͊͌̓͗̽ͣ̚͡.̶̷̵̧̳̯̖̺̟̖̝̭̙͙͎̝͈̤̥ͭͮͧ͌̓̉̂̈́͝.̪̮̖̹͈͇̩̟͕̟̖͐ͦ͐̅ͤͣ̇̓͢͝͡.̶̢͕͎͎͍̠͓̙͈̺̪͖̦͋̒̅̏͛͊̂̀͘͟.̶̡̡̮̠̥ͭ͋̆͗̐̊ͮͧ͒̄̾̉̑̄͠ͅ.͇̩̙͔ͬͣ̽̏ͤͩ̈ͩ̇͐ͩ͒̉̓́̚͘͘͠.̷̹̠̙̻̥̤͚̦̠̯͓̲̙͚͙̌̽͒͂͌ͣͣ͗ͦ̎ͫͬ̽ͭ̂͌̾̀̀͟͠.̴̵̛̯̹͕̝͖̮͔̤̓̐̿̃́͛̌ͫ͆̄̃͛ͨ̿̓́͜.̶̷̷̩̬̣̮̦̣̪̗̙̺̞̱͙̰͉͍͚ͤ̀͋͗̿ͭ̐ͯ͑̊͆͗̾̂͋͌ͮ͘͝ͅ.̧͉͖̙͎̠̬̻̤͖͍̤̼̯ͥ̎̍̓͑̋͌ͧ̋͊̿̕͘͢͢.̷̧̛̛͇̜̯̳̥͇̤̗͇͛̃̍ͮͥ̇̎ͥ̐ͫͧ͆̽̍̅̈͗́̅.̶̵̪͚̘̖̰͇̭͙̩̟̭̟ͤ̓ͯ̍ͪ̀̑̓̐̓͢.̶̶̛̳̺̳̩͍̥̿ͮ̈́̓̆ͨ̎́ͬ̓ͯ.ͣͪ̄̿̐ͬ́͑͝͏̪̫̺̹̗͉͓̠̳̯͓̻͖̳.̶̸̰̟͉̠̯̤͇͈̅ͨͯ̐́ͅ.̡̨̛͍̹̥̣͉̖̬̹̟͍̰̯͖̯̳̗͉̭̓̌͊ͬ͢͡.̶̢̹̠̩͕̋͛̍͒͛̂ͨ̐͑̌̚.̵̧̛̦̫͔͚̤͈̠̩͈͚̼̬͇͎̗̱ͦͫͯ͋ͬͦ̄͠.̖̗͔͙͒̀ͭ͋̈̐ͫ̃̀̽ͣ̆̓ͯͬͪ̽́̚͟͟͞.̵̛̛̹̗̻̯̺͔̥̩̿ͫͫ̉ͨ͘͡.̈́̈̉ͨ͌̽̄ͯͭ̿͌̌͂̓̇̈́ͦ͏̶̧̬̬͉̫̣̘̥̝̟̝̯̮̝͇̣̀͝.̸̣̦̱͙̦̯̱̬̲͓̘ͬ͗̏́̌͆̆̅ͩ̉̒͗ͭ͘.̔ͥͦ̓̉̐̏̔̒̐̂ͭ̔͢͏̸̖̞̝̗̩̜̮̩̰̕.̛͚̲̱̦̺̦͑̌̒͊̀͜͟.̨͉̳̟̭͇͍̖͎̆͑́̌̄ͣ̒́̀́͟͞.̶̲̦̘͎͖͈͍͕͇̦̹̰͇̠ͪ͋̋̓̊ͬ̽ͮͧ͂̾̐̀͋̂̎ͫ̔̚͝ͅ.̸̛̬̠̟͎͔͖̹̞̯̗̣̮̼̖͕̈̀̈́̊͡.̵̡̺̝̞̯̞̬͗ͩ̃́͌ͤ̃͞ͅ.ͮ̏ͦͩ͝҉̢̖̱̻̱̫ͅ.̵̢͙̮̓͒̒ͯ̓̍͐ͣͪ͛͑ͦ̇̚͠͡͞ͅ.̵̷̵͍͚̯̪̬͙̭̲̻͚̣̭̻͎͔͇͈̫̐ͥ̃͊͌̓͗̽ͣ̚͡.̶̷̵̧̳̯̖̺̟̖̝̭̙͙͎̝͈̤̥ͭͮͧ͌̓̉̂̈́͝.̪̮̖̹͈͇̩̟͕̟̖͐ͦ͐̅ͤͣ̇̓͢͝͡.̶̢͕͎͎͍̠͓̙͈̺̪͖̦͋̒̅̏͛͊̂̀͘͟.̶̡̡̮̠̥ͭ͋̆͗̐̊ͮͧ͒̄̾̉̑̄͠ͅ.͇̩̙͔ͬͣ̽̏ͤͩ̈ͩ̇͐ͩ͒̉̓́̚͘͘͠.̷̹̠̙̻̥̤͚̦̠̯͓̲̙͚͙̌̽͒͂͌ͣͣ͗ͦ̎ͫͬ̽ͭ̂͌̾̀̀͟͠.̴̵̛̯̹͕̝͖̮͔̤̓̐̿̃́͛̌ͫ͆̄̃͛ͨ̿̓́͜.̡̧̬͕̭͚͙̠̼͍̞̹͙̫̞͈̤̫̀̔ͩ̒́͘̕.̹͔͎̟̞̗̻̫̳̯̣̣̻̫̺͇͖̘̯̑̀̏̋͋ͫ̄̒̈̔͌̇̆͐̕͝.̷̸̺̝̖̘̻̭͆͂ͧͧ͒̀̀̾ͬ̒̐ͣͅ.̍̂͒̊͒̏ͮ͛ͧͫͣ͑ͦ͊̐ͥ̍͏̷̭̜̖͉̠̹͉̙͓͕̝.̶̨̛̮̞̰̩̆ͬ̾ͩ̊̓̅̀.̴̫̤̮̝̺͈̯̼̼̟͓̫̗͈̻͖̜̘̒ͪ̏̂̿ͤ̃́͡.̭̖̼͓͎̲̯̻͕͑ͭ̈́͋̄̚̕͢ͅ.̡̘̪̟͓̺̰̘̖̼̺̿̋̆ͬͧ͗͑͋́̒̾͆͌ͪ̀̕.̵̷̡̠̰͕̰̦͍̃ͮ͐̋ͭ͐ͭ̔ͭͦ̓̀͋ͫ̊̉̅͞ͅ.̸̢̛̪̣̰͚̖̫̜͉̭̅̾̽̏̑̂̒̏̍ͨ̈͌̎͋̋̇͊̚͜͞.̸̡̡̟͚͍̞̜̺̲̑̈́͗́̎̐͋̀̒ͯ̀̚͞.̶́̋ͤ͋̽ͪͮ͒̓̀̀ͩ̋̍͑ͣ̏̈̚͝҉̵̤͙̦͉͇̮̪͠.͔̲̩̱̳̥̹͇̤͍͚̗̮̟̩̲ͭ̐̄͋̃̈́͋́ͪͯ͒̋͠.̇̾ͫͮͭ̔̐̀ͮͪ͌̃ͦ̏͂͗͏̶̵̫͍͎̦̞͈̥̖̼̭͔͎̖̀͢.̴̟͖͖̞̣̺̠̝͓̃͊ͤ͐̀ͮ̆ͩ̈́͆̇̈͑̚͢͜͡.̛͂͐͌́͠҉̢̥̼̙̗̘̭͚̯̫.̎ͥ̒ͣ̍̒̉ͤ͝͏͖͓̹̳̗̙͖͎̲̼͈͞.̴͖̘̰͍ͣ̑̏̒̓̀ͬ̔ͪͭ̒̑̽̌̽͘.͊̈́̾͋ͦ̂͏̺̫̩͚̫́͠ͅ.̸̶̴̛͈̰͕̯͎̞͕̺͕̭̘̠͓͎͉̓͑̎͌̂̏̔̇͠.̧͙͎̤͍̜̹̠̩̪͕̪͙͊͊̈̎̽̍ͧͫ̓̋̓̀͗̓̀ͫ̌͞ͅ.̄̉́ͤͮ͌͌ͥ͐̀ͦ͗̐̽ͧ̚̕҉̠̲̖̪̝̹̮̹̟͉͎̥͓̘̪̩̮̕ͅ.̸͈̮̞̙̭͎̟͎͓͓̽͂ͮ̔ͧ̃.̍̓̉͐̈̍ͨ̽ͧ͛ͤ̑͌͐̄ͤͪ͝҉̵̬̮͈͚̱͜.̛̉̎ͮ̅͝͏̭̰̰͔͇.̵̩̪̦̟̹̞͕̲̟̤͙̹̠͈͓̳̞͔̈́́ͩ̀͟͞.̴̸̨̛̯̦͇͖̞͍̳̤͈̝͇͎͎̩̙̤͈̏̒̐ͯ̓͊̋ͩ̒ͯ͆ͨ̐ͯ͌͒̚͜ͅ.͌͌͌͆ͤͮͯ̾͏̴͜҉̜͈̲̻̭̱͔̤͈͍͙̱̤̫͟.̢̛̼̞̞̞̳̙ͥ͒̍̾̓ͭ͗̉̈́ͨͤ̏̌͟͞.͌̓̈ͬͯͧ̐ͣ͛́ͤ̃ͩ̇̊̀͠͏͏̭̜̬̤.ͮ͛ͯ̂ͫͧ̂́͊̂͋͂ͦ̄̕҉̷̶͍͎̦͉̣́.̘̟͍̼̜͍̮̝̇͂͗ͥ̇͊́͑̂͊ͨ͋ͣ̀̚͘̕.̡̧̯̯͔̣͔̲͈͔̟͖̻̫̮̗̘ͦ̅̓ͯ̿̊̾ͯ̇̒̆̍̈̓.̡̧̨͖̙̬̝͕́͒̓̉̽̽̐̓̎̓ͪ̈̓̎̄̏̄̓͊.̶̳̪̲͉̮̦̫̓ͧͨ̾̈́̈́ͯ͆ͪ͐̅̂́̌͛͑ͩ̚.̷̠̟̘͇̙͇̱̹̎̍̍̅ͥ̿̃̌̔̚.̨̡̏ͮͮͤͩ̈́̉ͣͯ̏̇̆ͯ̽̃͗̄͆ͫ͜͏̖̣̭̗̮̖͓̪͈͔̱̱ͅ.̧̢̜̣̮̼̦̱͈̑̈ͫ́͛ͣ̀̀̓̒̿́̚͢͝.̛͔̹̖̻͈̲͚̤͋ͣ̿͋͡.̴͛͒͗̈̎ͣ̇ͧ̽̒̄̂̃̈́͐̽̚͏͢͏̮͍̗̰̫̟̰̼͇͚̭̠̜̪̜̭̜.̧̙͓̤͎̦͖̥̦̤̜̲̣͙̠̱̗̱̤͒̍̌ͣ͊ͩ̾̃͒́ͤ̾̕͟͠.̷̴̜̗͉̺̥̘̙̒͛̃ͨ͜.̲̤̣̀ͬ̔̂ͧ̈́̚͜͡.̨ͣ̎͆̂ͩͬͬ̾ͮ̽̓͘͏̡͙̞̜͍͎͕̯̜̙̘̣̰̞̳̫̥͡.̶̛̮̭̤͎̰̗͕̮̗̥̦̱̖̩͖̹̼̮ͯͪͭ̇́͑̀.̴̜͓̪͕̬͓̫͚̩̝̰͓͒͒̓̍̀ͫ͗͊ͤ̾̏̎̉ͤ͠.̵ͩ͊̒ͨ̍̋̎̋̿ͯ̍̊̒ͥ͂̎̀̕͏͙͙͉̹̮̖̭̮̠̭̬̻͙͎̮̗̼̭.̶̧̳̗͚͈̜͕̜̄̎͊̉̽͆͛ͪ̾̆̓̾̾̃ͥ́̕͝.̒̌ͦͥ̅̊͛ͫ͏̨͖̰̳̖̜͎̀.̵̙͓͎̣͓̞͎͐̈̓̀̂̂̂̂̍̊̀ͭ̾ͣ̀̕.̿͛̌͛̅͆̀͆ͧ̚҉̶̢̖̳̥̦͍̹̖̫̻̜͟.̸̷̛͇͙̜͍̲̳̥̎̍͋̒ͬͨ̿͒̎̈́ͪ͠ͅ.̔ͣͤ́̋ͧ̋̀̈́̔̒̓̂̒ͪͨ͏̵̭͇̩̗̠͖͎̪̺̲͕̗͓̕͜͡ͅ.̴̴̬̼̙̏ͤ̌̏͗ͦ̄͒ͯ̓̍̈́̍̐̀ͫͧ͌̕͜ͅ.͉̝̲͇̟̱̘̗͖̽ͨ̓̃͋ͮ̓̒͌ͬ̔́̌ͤ͜ͅ.͙̝͎͓̠̦̜͔̬̠̣̊̊͐͑̍́̿̑ͮ́͞.̷̨͇̫̙̰̘̞͔͎̦͚ͫͣͦ̑ͤ̿̕̕.̧̬̹͓̠̙̙͕̏̀̒̒̄̓͊ͮ̇ͮ̓ͭ̑͝.̡̢̣̗̫͚̯̉̓ͮͦ̽͑̊ͣͧ̽ͣ̔̍̿̽̍̅̚.̸̘̥̩̱͖̙̞͚͙̖͙̗͓̄̿ͦͯ̚̕.̘͈̱͔̲̑̄̂̓͗͊̔̆ͨͧ̓̊ͫ̕͢͝.̢̡̠͕̠̟̩͖͖̺̦̬͓̭͚͓̳ͣ̃ͧ̑̍̎̈́̉̏̍͑̓̈́͐̎͋͛͢͡͠ͅͅ .̶̷̷̩̬̣̮̦̣̪̗̙̺̞̱͙̰͉͍͚ͤ̀͋͗̿ͭ̐ͯ͑̊͆͗̾̂͋͌ͮ͘͝ͅ.̧͉͖̙͎̠̬̻̤͖͍̤̼̯ͥ̎̍̓͑̋͌ͧ̋͊̿̕͘͢͢.̷̧̛̛͇̜̯̳̥͇̤̗͇͛̃̍ͮͥ̇̎ͥ̐ͫͧ͆̽̍̅̈͗́̅.̶̵̪͚̘̖̰͇̭͙̩̟̭̟ͤ̓ͯ̍ͪ̀̑̓̐̓͢.̶̶̛̳̺̳̩͍̥̿ͮ̈́̓̆ͨ̎́ͬ̓ͯ.ͣͪ̄̿̐ͬ́͑͝͏̪̫̺̹̗͉͓̠̳̯͓̻͖̳.̶̸̰̟͉̠̯̤͇͈̅ͨͯ̐́ͅ.̡̨̛͍̹̥̣͉̖̬̹̟͍̰̯͖̯̳̗͉̭̓̌͊ͬ͢͡.̶̢̹̠̩͕̋͛̍͒͛̂ͨ̐͑̌̚.̵̧̛̦̫͔͚̤͈̠̩͈͚̼̬͇͎̗̱ͦͫͯ͋ͬͦ̄͠.̖̗͔͙͒̀ͭ͋̈̐ͫ̃̀̽ͣ̆̓ͯͬͪ̽́̚͟͟͞.̵̛̛̹̗̻̯̺͔̥̩̿ͫͫ̉ͨ͘͡.̈́̈̉ͨ͌̽̄ͯͭ̿͌̌͂̓̇̈́ͦ͏̶̧̬̬͉̫̣̘̥̝̟̝̯̮̝͇̣̀͝.̸̣̦̱͙̦̯̱̬̲͓̘ͬ͗̏́̌͆̆̅ͩ̉̒͗ͭ͘.̔ͥͦ̓̉̐̏̔̒̐̂ͭ̔͢͏̸̖̞̝̗̩̜̮̩̰̕.̛͚̲̱̦̺̦͑̌̒͊̀͜͟.̨͉̳̟̭͇͍̖͎̆͑́̌̄ͣ̒́̀́͟͞.̶̲̦̘͎͖͈͍͕͇̦̹̰͇̠ͪ͋̋̓̊ͬ̽ͮͧ͂̾̐̀͋̂̎ͫ̔̚͝ͅ.̸̛̬̠̟͎͔͖̹̞̯̗̣̮̼̖͕̈̀̈́̊͡.̵̡̺̝̞̯̞̬͗ͩ̃́͌ͤ̃͞ͅ.ͮ̏ͦͩ͝҉̢̖̱̻̱̫ͅ.̵̢͙̮̓͒̒ͯ̓̍͐ͣͪ͛͑ͦ̇̚͠͡͞ͅ.̵̷̵͍͚̯̪̬͙̭̲̻͚̣̭̻͎͔͇͈̫̐ͥ̃͊͌̓͗̽ͣ̚͡.̶̷̵̧̳̯̖̺̟̖̝̭̙͙͎̝͈̤̥ͭͮͧ͌̓̉̂̈́͝.̪̮̖̹͈͇̩̟͕̟̖͐ͦ͐̅ͤͣ̇̓͢͝͡.̶̢͕͎͎͍̠͓̙͈̺̪͖̦͋̒̅̏͛͊̂̀͘͟.̶̡̡̮̠̥ͭ͋̆͗̐̊ͮͧ͒̄̾̉̑̄͠ͅ.͇̩̙͔ͬͣ̽̏ͤͩ̈ͩ̇͐ͩ͒̉̓́̚͘͘͠.̷̹̠̙̻̥̤͚̦̠̯͓̲̙͚͙̌̽͒͂͌ͣͣ͗ͦ̎ͫͬ̽ͭ̂͌̾̀̀͟͠.̴̵̛̯̹͕̝͖̮͔̤̓̐̿̃́͛̌ͫ͆̄̃͛ͨ̿̓́͜.̡̧̬͕̭͚͙̠̼͍̞̹͙̫̞͈̤̫̀̔ͩ̒́͘̕.̹͔͎̟̞̗̻̫̳̯̣̣̻̫̺͇͖̘̯̑̀̏̋͋ͫ̄̒̈̔͌̇̆͐̕͝.̷̸̺̝̖̘̻̭͆͂ͧͧ͒̀̀̾ͬ̒̐ͣͅ.̍̂͒̊͒̏ͮ͛ͧͫͣ͑ͦ͊̐ͥ̍͏̷̭̜̖͉̠̹͉̙͓͕̝.̶̨̛̮̞̰̩̆ͬ̾ͩ̊̓̅̀.̴̫̤̮̝̺͈̯̼̼̟͓̫̗͈̻͖̜̘̒ͪ̏̂̿ͤ̃́͡.̭̖̼͓͎̲̯̻͕͑ͭ̈́͋̄̚̕͢ͅ.̡̘̪̟͓̺̰̘̖̼̺̿̋̆ͬͧ͗͑͋́̒̾͆͌ͪ̀̕.̵̷̡̠̰͕̰̦͍̃ͮ͐̋ͭ͐ͭ̔ͭͦ̓̀͋ͫ̊̉̅͞ͅ.̸̢̛̪̣̰͚̖̫̜͉̭̅̾̽̏̑̂̒̏̍ͨ̈͌̎͋̋̇͊̚͜͞.̸̡̡̟͚͍̞̜̺̲̑̈́͗́̎̐͋̀̒ͯ̀̚͞.̶́̋ͤ͋̽ͪͮ͒̓̀̀ͩ̋̍͑ͣ̏̈̚͝҉̵̤͙̦͉͇̮̪͠.͔̲̩̱̳̥̹͇̤͍͚̗̮̟̩̲ͭ̐̄͋̃̈́͋́ͪͯ͒̋͠.̇̾ͫͮͭ̔̐̀ͮͪ͌̃ͦ̏͂͗͏̶̵̫͍͎̦̞͈̥̖̼̭͔͎̖̀͢.̴̟͖͖̞̣̺̠̝͓̃͊ͤ͐̀ͮ̆ͩ̈́͆̇̈͑̚͢͜͡.̛͂͐͌́͠҉̢̥̼̙̗̘̭͚̯̫.̎ͥ̒ͣ̍̒̉ͤ͝͏͖͓̹̳̗̙͖͎̲̼͈͞.̴͖̘̰͍ͣ̑̏̒̓̀ͬ̔ͪͭ̒̑̽̌̽͘.͊̈́̾͋ͦ̂͏̺̫̩͚̫́͠ͅ.̸̶̴̛͈̰͕̯͎̞͕̺͕̭̘̠͓͎͉̓͑̎͌̂̏̔̇͠.̧͙͎̤͍̜̹̠̩̪͕̪͙͊͊̈̎̽̍ͧͫ̓̋̓̀͗̓̀ͫ̌͞ͅ.̄̉́ͤͮ͌͌ͥ͐̀ͦ͗̐̽ͧ̚̕҉̠̲̖̪̝̹̮̹̟͉͎̥͓̘̪̩̮̕ͅ.̸͈̮̞̙̭͎̟͎͓͓̽͂ͮ̔ͧ̃.̍̓̉͐̈̍ͨ̽ͧ͛ͤ̑͌͐̄ͤͪ͝҉̵̬̮͈͚̱͜.̛̉̎ͮ̅͝͏̭̰̰͔͇.̵̩̪̦̟̹̞͕̲̟̤͙̹̠͈͓̳̞͔̈́́ͩ̀͟͞.̴̸̨̛̯̦͇͖̞͍̳̤͈̝͇͎͎̩̙̤͈̏̒̐ͯ̓͊̋ͩ̒ͯ͆ͨ̐ͯ͌͒̚͜ͅ.͌͌͌͆ͤͮͯ̾͏̴͜҉̜͈̲̻̭̱͔̤͈͍͙̱̤̫͟.̢̛̼̞̞̞̳̙ͥ͒̍̾̓ͭ͗̉̈́ͨͤ̏̌͟͞.͌̓̈ͬͯͧ̐ͣ͛́ͤ̃ͩ̇̊̀͠͏͏̭̜̬̤.ͮ͛ͯ̂ͫͧ̂́͊̂͋͂ͦ̄̕҉̷̶͍͎̦͉̣́.̘̟͍̼̜͍̮̝̇͂͗ͥ̇͊́͑̂͊ͨ͋ͣ̀̚͘̕.̡̧̯̯͔̣͔̲͈͔̟͖̻̫̮̗̘ͦ̅̓ͯ̿̊̾ͯ̇̒̆̍̈̓.̡̧̨͖̙̬̝͕́͒̓̉̽̽̐̓̎̓ͪ̈̓̎̄̏̄̓͊.̶̳̪̲͉̮̦̫̓ͧͨ̾̈́̈́ͯ͆ͪ͐̅̂́̌͛͑ͩ̚.̷̠̟̘͇̙͇̱̹̎̍̍̅ͥ̿̃̌̔̚.̨̡̏ͮͮͤͩ̈́̉ͣͯ̏̇̆ͯ̽̃͗̄͆ͫ͜͏̖̣̭̗̮̖͓̪͈͔̱̱ͅ.̧̢̜̣̮̼̦̱͈̑̈ͫ́͛ͣ̀̀̓̒̿́̚͢͝.̛͔̹̖̻͈̲͚̤͋ͣ̿͋͡.̴͛͒͗̈̎ͣ̇ͧ̽̒̄̂̃̈́͐̽̚͏͢͏̮͍̗̰̫̟̰̼͇͚̭̠̜̪̜̭̜.̧̙͓̤͎̦͖̥̦̤̜̲̣͙̠̱̗̱̤͒̍̌ͣ͊ͩ̾̃͒́ͤ̾̕͟͠.̷̴̜̗͉̺̥̘̙̒͛̃ͨ͜.̲̤̣̀ͬ̔̂ͧ̈́̚͜͡.̨ͣ̎͆̂ͩͬͬ̾ͮ̽̓͘͏̡͙̞̜͍͎͕̯̜̙̘̣̰̞̳̫̥͡.̶̛̮̭̤͎̰̗͕̮̗̥̦̱̖̩͖̹̼̮ͯͪͭ̇́͑̀.̴̜͓̪͕̬͓̫͚̩̝̰͓͒͒̓̍̀ͫ͗͊ͤ̾̏̎̉ͤ͠.̵ͩ͊̒ͨ̍̋̎̋̿ͯ̍̊̒ͥ͂̎̀̕͏͙͙͉̹̮̖̭̮̠̭̬̻͙͎̮̗̼̭.̶̧̳̗͚͈̜͕̜̄̎͊̉̽͆͛ͪ̾̆̓̾̾̃ͥ́̕͝.̒̌ͦͥ̅̊͛ͫ͏̨͖̰̳̖̜͎̀.̵̙͓͎̣͓̞͎͐̈̓̀̂̂̂̂̍̊̀ͭ̾ͣ̀̕.̿͛̌͛̅͆̀͆ͧ̚҉̶̢̖̳̥̦͍̹̖̫̻̜͟.̸̷̛͇͙̜͍̲̳̥̎̍͋̒ͬͨ̿͒̎̈́ͪ͠ͅ.̔ͣͤ́̋ͧ̋̀̈́̔̒̓̂̒ͪͨ͏̵̭͇̩̗̠͖͎̪̺̲͕̗͓̕͜͡ͅ.̴̴̬̼̙̏ͤ̌̏͗ͦ̄͒ͯ̓̍̈́̍̐̀ͫͧ͌̕͜ͅ.͉̝̲͇̟̱̘̗͖̽ͨ̓̃͋ͮ̓̒͌ͬ̔́̌ͤ͜ͅ.͙̝͎͓̠̦̜͔̬̠̣̊̊͐͑̍́̿̑ͮ́͞.̷̨͇̫̙̰̘̞͔͎̦͚ͫͣͦ̑ͤ̿̕̕.̧̬̹͓̠̙̙͕̏̀̒̒̄̓͊ͮ̇ͮ̓ͭ̑͝.̡̢̣̗̫͚̯̉̓ͮͦ̽͑̊ͣͧ̽ͣ̔̍̿̽̍̅̚.̸̘̥̩̱͖̙̞͚͙̖͙̗͓̄̿ͦͯ̚̕.̘͈̱͔̲̑̄̂̓͗͊̔̆ͨͧ̓̊ͫ̕͢͝.̢̡̠͕̠̟̩͖͖̺̦̬͓̭͚͓̳ͣ̃ͧ̑̍̎̈́̉̏̍͑̓̈́͐̎͋͛͢͡͠ͅͅ .̶̷̷̩̬̣̮̦̣̪̗̙̺̞̱͙̰͉͍͚ͤ̀͋͗̿ͭ̐ͯ͑̊͆͗̾̂͋͌ͮ͘͝ͅ.̧͉͖̙͎̠̬̻̤͖͍̤̼̯ͥ̎̍̓͑̋͌ͧ̋͊̿̕͘͢͢.̷̧̛̛͇̜̯̳̥͇̤̗͇͛̃̍ͮͥ̇̎ͥ̐ͫͧ͆̽̍̅̈͗́̅.̶̵̪͚̘̖̰͇̭͙̩̟̭̟ͤ̓ͯ̍ͪ̀̑̓̐̓͢.̶̶̛̳̺̳̩͍̥̿ͮ̈́̓̆ͨ̎́ͬ̓ͯ.ͣͪ̄̿̐ͬ́͑͝͏̪̫̺̹̗͉͓̠̳̯͓̻͖̳.̶̸̰̟͉̠̯̤͇͈̅ͨͯ̐́ͅ.̡̨̛͍̹̥̣͉̖̬̹̟͍̰̯͖̯̳̗͉̭̓̌͊ͬ͢͡.̶̢̹̠̩͕̋͛̍͒͛̂ͨ̐͑̌̚.̵̧̛̦̫͔͚̤͈̠̩͈͚̼̬͇͎̗̱ͦͫͯ͋ͬͦ̄͠.̖̗͔͙͒̀ͭ͋̈̐ͫ̃̀̽ͣ̆̓ͯͬͪ̽́̚͟͟͞.̵̛̛̹̗̻̯̺͔̥̩̿ͫͫ̉ͨ͘͡.̈́̈̉ͨ͌̽̄ͯͭ̿͌̌͂̓̇̈́ͦ͏̶̧̬̬͉̫̣̘̥̝̟̝̯̮̝͇̣̀͝.̸̣̦̱͙̦̯̱̬̲͓̘ͬ͗̏́̌͆̆̅ͩ̉̒͗ͭ͘.̔ͥͦ̓̉̐̏̔̒̐̂ͭ̔͢͏̸̖̞̝̗̩̜̮̩̰̕.̛͚̲̱̦̺̦͑̌̒͊̀͜͟.̨͉̳̟̭͇͍̖͎̆͑́̌̄ͣ̒́̀́͟͞.̶̲̦̘͎͖͈͍͕͇̦̹̰͇̠ͪ͋̋̓̊ͬ̽ͮͧ͂̾̐̀͋̂̎ͫ̔̚͝ͅ.̸̛̬̠̟͎͔͖̹̞̯̗̣̮̼̖͕̈̀̈́̊͡.̵̡̺̝̞̯̞̬͗ͩ̃́͌ͤ̃͞ͅ.ͮ̏ͦͩ͝҉̢̖̱̻̱̫ͅ.̵̢͙̮̓͒̒ͯ̓̍͐ͣͪ͛͑ͦ̇̚͠͡͞ͅ.̵̷̵͍͚̯̪̬͙̭̲̻͚̣̭̻͎͔͇͈̫̐ͥ̃͊͌̓͗̽ͣ̚͡.̶̷̵̧̳̯̖̺̟̖̝̭̙͙͎̝͈̤̥ͭͮͧ͌̓̉̂̈́͝.̪̮̖̹͈͇̩̟͕̟̖͐ͦ͐̅ͤͣ̇̓͢͝͡.̶̢͕͎͎͍̠͓̙͈̺̪͖̦͋̒̅̏͛͊̂̀͘͟.̶̡̡̮̠̥ͭ͋̆͗̐̊ͮͧ͒̄̾̉̑̄͠ͅ.͇̩̙͔ͬͣ̽̏ͤͩ̈ͩ̇͐ͩ͒̉̓́̚͘͘͠.̷̹̠̙̻̥̤͚̦̠̯͓̲̙͚͙̌̽͒͂͌ͣͣ͗ͦ̎ͫͬ̽ͭ̂͌̾̀̀͟͠.̴̵̛̯̹͕̝͖̮͔̤̓̐̿̃́͛̌ͫ͆̄̃͛ͨ̿̓́͜.̡̧̬͕̭͚͙̠̼͍̞̹͙̫̞͈̤̫̀̔ͩ̒́͘̕.̹͔͎̟̞̗̻̫̳̯̣̣̻̫̺͇͖̘̯̑̀̏̋͋ͫ̄̒̈̔͌̇̆͐̕͝.̷̸̺̝̖̘̻̭͆͂ͧͧ͒̀̀̾ͬ̒̐ͣͅ.̍̂͒̊͒̏ͮ͛ͧͫͣ͑ͦ͊̐ͥ̍͏̷̭̜̖͉̠̹͉̙͓͕̝.̶̨̛̮̞̰̩̆ͬ̾ͩ̊̓̅̀.̴̫̤̮̝̺͈̯̼̼̟͓̫̗͈̻͖̜̘̒ͪ̏̂̿ͤ̃́͡.̭̖̼͓͎̲̯̻͕͑ͭ̈́͋̄̚̕͢ͅ.̡̘̪̟͓̺̰̘̖̼̺̿̋̆ͬͧ͗͑͋́̒̾͆͌ͪ̀̕.̵̷̡̠̰͕̰̦͍̃ͮ͐̋ͭ͐ͭ̔ͭͦ̓̀͋ͫ̊̉̅͞ͅ.̸̢̛̪̣̰͚̖̫̜͉̭̅̾̽̏̑̂̒̏̍ͨ̈͌̎͋̋̇͊̚͜͞.̸̡̡̟͚͍̞̜̺̲̑̈́͗́̎̐͋̀̒ͯ̀̚͞.̶́̋ͤ͋̽ͪͮ͒̓̀̀ͩ̋̍͑ͣ̏̈̚͝҉̵̤͙̦͉͇̮̪͠.͔̲̩̱̳̥̹͇̤͍͚̗̮̟̩̲ͭ̐̄͋̃̈́͋́ͪͯ͒̋͠.̇̾ͫͮͭ̔̐̀ͮͪ͌̃ͦ̏͂͗͏̶̵̫͍͎̦̞͈̥̖̼̭͔͎̖̀͢.̴̟͖͖̞̣̺̠̝͓̃͊ͤ͐̀ͮ̆ͩ̈́͆̇̈͑̚͢͜͡.̛͂͐͌́͠҉̢̥̼̙̗̘̭͚̯̫.̎ͥ̒ͣ̍̒̉ͤ͝͏͖͓̹̳̗̙͖͎̲̼͈͞.̴͖̘̰͍ͣ̑̏̒̓̀ͬ̔ͪͭ̒̑̽̌̽͘.͊̈́̾͋ͦ̂͏̺̫̩͚̫́͠ͅ.̸̶̴̛͈̰͕̯͎̞͕̺͕̭̘̠͓͎͉̓͑̎͌̂̏̔̇͠.̧͙͎̤͍̜̹̠̩̪͕̪͙͊͊̈̎̽̍ͧͫ̓̋̓̀͗̓̀ͫ̌͞ͅ.̄̉́ͤͮ͌͌ͥ͐̀ͦ͗̐̽ͧ̚̕҉̠̲̖̪̝̹̮̹̟͉͎̥͓̘̪̩̮̕ͅ.̸͈̮̞̙̭͎̟͎͓͓̽͂ͮ̔ͧ̃.̍̓̉͐̈̍ͨ̽ͧ͛ͤ̑͌͐̄ͤͪ͝҉̵̬̮͈͚̱͜.̛̉̎ͮ̅͝͏̭̰̰͔͇.̵̩̪̦̟̹̞͕̲̟̤͙̹̠͈͓̳̞͔̈́́ͩ̀͟͞.̴̸̨̛̯̦͇͖̞͍̳̤͈̝͇͎͎̩̙̤͈̏̒̐ͯ̓͊̋ͩ̒ͯ͆ͨ̐ͯ͌͒̚͜ͅ.͌͌͌͆ͤͮͯ̾͏̴͜҉̜͈̲̻̭̱͔̤͈͍͙̱̤̫͟.̢̛̼̞̞̞̳̙ͥ͒̍̾̓ͭ͗̉̈́ͨͤ̏̌͟͞.͌̓̈ͬͯͧ̐ͣ͛́ͤ̃ͩ̇̊̀͠͏͏̭̜̬̤.ͮ͛ͯ̂ͫͧ̂́͊̂͋͂ͦ̄̕҉̷̶͍͎̦͉̣́.̘̟͍̼̜͍̮̝̇͂͗ͥ̇͊́͑̂͊ͨ͋ͣ̀̚͘̕.̡̧̯̯͔̣͔̲͈͔̟͖̻̫̮̗̘ͦ̅̓ͯ̿̊̾ͯ̇̒̆̍̈̓.̡̧̨͖̙̬̝͕́͒̓̉̽̽̐̓̎̓ͪ̈̓̎̄̏̄̓͊.̶̳̪̲͉̮̦̫̓ͧͨ̾̈́̈́ͯ͆ͪ͐̅̂́̌͛͑ͩ̚.̷̠̟̘͇̙͇̱̹̎̍̍̅ͥ̿̃̌̔̚.̨̡̏ͮͮͤͩ̈́̉ͣͯ̏̇̆ͯ̽̃͗̄͆ͫ͜͏̖̣̭̗̮̖͓̪͈͔̱̱ͅ.̧̢̜̣̮̼̦̱͈̑̈ͫ́͛ͣ̀̀̓̒̿́̚͢͝.̛͔̹̖̻͈̲͚̤͋ͣ̿͋͡.̴͛͒͗̈̎ͣ̇ͧ̽̒̄̂̃̈́͐̽̚͏͢͏̮͍̗̰̫̟̰̼͇͚̭̠̜̪̜̭̜.̧̙͓̤͎̦͖̥̦̤̜̲̣͙̠̱̗̱̤͒̍̌ͣ͊ͩ̾̃͒́ͤ̾̕͟͠.̷̴̜̗͉̺̥̘̙̒͛̃ͨ͜.̲̤̣̀ͬ̔̂ͧ̈́̚͜͡.̨ͣ̎͆̂ͩͬͬ̾ͮ̽̓͘͏̡͙̞̜͍͎͕̯̜̙̘̣̰̞̳̫̥͡.̶̛̮̭̤͎̰̗͕̮̗̥̦̱̖̩͖̹̼̮ͯͪͭ̇́͑̀.̴̜͓̪͕̬͓̫͚̩̝̰͓͒͒̓̍̀ͫ͗͊ͤ̾̏̎̉ͤ͠.̵ͩ͊̒ͨ̍̋̎̋̿ͯ̍̊̒ͥ͂̎̀̕͏͙͙͉̹̮̖̭̮̠̭̬̻͙͎̮̗̼̭.̶̧̳̗͚͈̜͕̜̄̎͊̉̽͆͛ͪ̾̆̓̾̾̃ͥ́̕͝.̒̌ͦͥ̅̊͛ͫ͏̨͖̰̳̖̜͎̀.̵̙͓͎̣͓̞͎͐̈̓̀̂̂̂̂̍̊̀ͭ̾ͣ̀̕.̿͛̌͛̅͆̀͆ͧ̚҉̶̢̖̳̥̦͍̹̖̫̻̜͟.̸̷̛͇͙̜͍̲̳̥̎̍͋̒ͬͨ̿͒̎̈́ͪ͠ͅ.̔ͣͤ́̋ͧ̋̀̈́̔̒̓̂̒ͪͨ͏̵̭͇̩̗̠͖͎̪̺̲͕̗͓̕͜͡ͅ.̴̴̬̼̙̏ͤ̌̏͗ͦ̄͒ͯ̓̍̈́̍̐̀ͫͧ͌̕͜ͅ.͉̝̲͇̟̱̘̗͖̽ͨ̓̃͋ͮ̓̒͌ͬ̔́̌ͤ͜ͅ.͙̝͎͓̠̦̜͔̬̠̣̊̊͐͑̍́̿̑ͮ́͞.̷̨͇̫̙̰̘̞͔͎̦͚ͫͣͦ̑ͤ̿̕̕.̧̬̹͓̠̙̙͕̏̀̒̒̄̓͊ͮ̇ͮ̓ͭ̑͝.̡̢̣̗̫͚̯̉̓ͮͦ̽͑̊ͣͧ̽ͣ̔̍̿̽̍̅̚.̸̘̥̩̱͖̙̞͚͙̖͙̗͓̄̿ͦͯ̚̕.̘͈̱͔̲̑̄̂̓͗͊̔̆ͨͧ̓̊ͫ̕͢͝.̢̡̠͕̠̟̩͖͖̺̦̬͓̭͚͓̳ͣ̃ͧ̑̍̎̈́̉̏̍͑̓̈́͐̎͋͛͢͡͠ͅͅ .̶̷̷̩̬̣̮̦̣̪̗̙̺̞̱͙̰͉͍͚ͤ̀͋͗̿ͭ̐ͯ͑̊͆͗̾̂͋͌ͮ͘͝ͅ.̧͉͖̙͎̠̬̻̤͖͍̤̼̯ͥ̎̍̓͑̋͌ͧ̋͊̿̕͘͢͢.̷̧̛̛͇̜̯̳̥͇̤̗͇͛̃̍ͮͥ̇̎ͥ̐ͫͧ͆̽̍̅̈͗́̅.̶̵̪͚̘̖̰͇̭͙̩̟̭̟ͤ̓ͯ̍ͪ̀̑̓̐̓͢.̶̶̛̳̺̳̩͍̥̿ͮ̈́̓̆ͨ̎́ͬ̓ͯ.ͣͪ̄̿̐ͬ́͑͝͏̪̫̺̹̗͉͓̠̳̯͓̻͖̳.̶̸̰̟͉̠̯̤͇͈̅ͨͯ̐́ͅ.̡̨̛͍̹̥̣͉̖̬̹̟͍̰̯͖̯̳̗͉̭̓̌͊ͬ͢͡.̶̢̹̠̩͕̋͛̍͒͛̂ͨ̐͑̌̚.̵̧̛̦̫͔͚̤͈̠̩͈͚̼̬͇͎̗̱ͦͫͯ͋ͬͦ̄͠.̖̗͔͙͒̀ͭ͋̈̐ͫ̃̀̽ͣ̆̓ͯͬͪ̽́̚͟͟͞.̵̛̛̹̗̻̯̺͔̥̩̿ͫͫ̉ͨ͘͡.̈́̈̉ͨ͌̽̄ͯͭ̿͌̌͂̓̇̈́ͦ͏̶̧̬̬͉̫̣̘̥̝̟̝̯̮̝͇̣̀͝.̸̣̦̱͙̦̯̱̬̲͓̘ͬ͗̏́̌͆̆̅ͩ̉̒͗ͭ͘.̔ͥͦ̓̉̐̏̔̒̐̂ͭ̔͢͏̸̖̞̝̗̩̜̮̩̰̕.̛͚̲̱̦̺̦͑̌̒͊̀͜͟.̨͉̳̟̭͇͍̖͎̆͑́̌̄ͣ̒́̀́͟͞.̶̲̦̘͎͖͈͍͕͇̦̹̰͇̠ͪ͋̋̓̊ͬ̽ͮͧ͂̾̐̀͋̂̎ͫ̔̚͝ͅ.̸̛̬̠̟͎͔͖̹̞̯̗̣̮̼̖͕̈̀̈́̊͡.̵̡̺̝̞̯̞̬͗ͩ̃́͌ͤ̃͞ͅ.ͮ̏ͦͩ͝҉̢̖̱̻̱̫ͅ.̵̢͙̮̓͒̒ͯ̓̍͐ͣͪ͛͑ͦ̇̚͠͡͞ͅ.̵̷̵͍͚̯̪̬͙̭̲̻͚̣̭̻͎͔͇͈̫̐ͥ̃͊͌̓͗̽ͣ̚͡.̶̷̵̧̳̯̖̺̟̖̝̭̙͙͎̝͈̤̥ͭͮͧ͌̓̉̂̈́͝.̪̮̖̹͈͇̩̟͕̟̖͐ͦ͐̅ͤͣ̇̓͢͝͡.̶̢͕͎͎͍̠͓̙͈̺̪͖̦͋̒̅̏͛͊̂̀͘͟.̶̡̡̮̠̥ͭ͋̆͗̐̊ͮͧ͒̄̾̉̑̄͠ͅ.͇̩̙͔ͬͣ̽̏ͤͩ̈ͩ̇͐ͩ͒̉̓́̚͘͘͠.̷̹̠̙̻̥̤͚̦̠̯͓̲̙͚͙̌̽͒͂͌ͣͣ͗ͦ̎ͫͬ̽ͭ̂͌̾̀̀͟͠.̴̵̛̯̹͕̝͖̮͔̤̓̐̿̃́͛̌ͫ͆̄̃͛ͨ̿̓́͜.̡̧̬͕̭͚͙̠̼͍̞̹͙̫̞͈̤̫̀̔ͩ̒́͘̕.̹͔͎̟̞̗̻̫̳̯̣̣̻̫̺͇͖̘̯̑̀̏̋͋ͫ̄̒̈̔͌̇̆͐̕͝.̷̸̺̝̖̘̻̭͆͂ͧͧ͒̀̀̾ͬ̒̐ͣͅ.̍̂͒̊͒̏ͮ͛ͧͫͣ͑ͦ͊̐ͥ̍͏̷̭̜̖͉̠̹͉̙͓͕̝.̶̨̛̮̞̰̩̆ͬ̾ͩ̊̓̅̀.̴̫̤̮̝̺͈̯̼̼̟͓̫̗͈̻͖̜̘̒ͪ̏̂̿ͤ̃́͡.̭̖̼͓͎̲̯̻͕͑ͭ̈́͋̄̚̕͢ͅ.̡̘̪̟͓̺̰̘̖̼̺̿̋̆ͬͧ͗͑͋́̒̾͆͌ͪ̀̕.̵̷̡̠̰͕̰̦͍̃ͮ͐̋ͭ͐ͭ̔ͭͦ̓̀͋ͫ̊̉̅͞ͅ.̸̢̛̪̣̰͚̖̫̜͉̭̅̾̽̏̑̂̒̏̍ͨ̈͌̎͋̋̇͊̚͜͞.̸̡̡̟͚͍̞̜̺̲̑̈́͗́̎̐͋̀̒ͯ̀̚͞.̶́̋ͤ͋̽ͪͮ͒̓̀̀ͩ̋̍͑ͣ̏̈̚͝҉̵̤͙̦͉͇̮̪͠.͔̲̩̱̳̥̹͇̤͍͚̗̮̟̩̲ͭ̐̄͋̃̈́͋́ͪͯ͒̋͠.̇̾ͫͮͭ̔̐̀ͮͪ͌̃ͦ̏͂͗͏̶̵̫͍͎̦̞͈̥̖̼̭͔͎̖̀͢.̴̟͖͖̞̣̺̠̝͓̃͊ͤ͐̀ͮ̆ͩ̈́͆̇̈͑̚͢͜͡.̛͂͐͌́͠҉̢̥̼̙̗̘̭͚̯̫.̎ͥ̒ͣ̍̒̉ͤ͝͏͖͓̹̳̗̙͖͎̲̼͈͞.̴͖̘̰͍ͣ̑̏̒̓̀ͬ̔ͪͭ̒̑̽̌̽͘.͊̈́̾͋ͦ̂͏̺̫̩͚̫́͠ͅ.̸̶̴̛͈̰͕̯͎̞͕̺͕̭̘̠͓͎͉̓͑̎͌̂̏̔̇͠.̧͙͎̤͍̜̹̠̩̪͕̪͙͊͊̈̎̽̍ͧͫ̓̋̓̀͗̓̀ͫ̌͞ͅ.̄̉́ͤͮ͌͌ͥ͐̀ͦ͗̐̽ͧ̚̕҉̠̲̖̪̝̹̮̹̟͉͎̥͓̘̪̩̮̕ͅ.̸͈̮̞̙̭͎̟͎͓͓̽͂ͮ̔ͧ̃.̍̓̉͐̈̍ͨ̽ͧ͛ͤ̑͌͐̄ͤͪ͝҉̵̬̮͈͚̱͜.̛̉̎ͮ̅͝͏̭̰̰͔͇.̵̩̪̦̟̹̞͕̲̟̤͙̹̠͈͓̳̞͔̈́́ͩ̀͟͞.̴̸̨̛̯̦͇͖̞͍̳̤͈̝͇͎͎̩̙̤͈̏̒̐ͯ̓͊̋ͩ̒ͯ͆ͨ̐ͯ͌͒̚͜ͅ.͌͌͌͆ͤͮͯ̾͏̴͜҉̜͈̲̻̭̱͔̤͈͍͙̱̤̫͟.̢̛̼̞̞̞̳̙ͥ͒̍̾̓ͭ͗̉̈́ͨͤ̏̌͟͞.͌̓̈ͬͯͧ̐ͣ͛́ͤ̃ͩ̇̊̀͠͏͏̭̜̬̤.ͮ͛ͯ̂ͫͧ̂́͊̂͋͂ͦ̄̕҉̷̶͍͎̦͉̣́.̘̟͍̼̜͍̮̝̇͂͗ͥ̇͊́͑̂͊ͨ͋ͣ̀̚͘̕.̡̧̯̯͔̣͔̲͈͔̟͖̻̫̮̗̘ͦ̅̓ͯ̿̊̾ͯ̇̒̆̍̈̓.̡̧̨͖̙̬̝͕́͒̓̉̽̽̐̓̎̓ͪ̈̓̎̄̏̄̓͊.̶̳̪̲͉̮̦̫̓ͧͨ̾̈́̈́ͯ͆ͪ͐̅̂́̌͛͑ͩ̚.̷̠̟̘͇̙͇̱̹̎̍̍̅ͥ̿̃̌̔̚.̨̡̏ͮͮͤͩ̈́̉ͣͯ̏̇̆ͯ̽̃͗̄͆ͫ͜͏̖̣̭̗̮̖͓̪͈͔̱̱ͅ.̧̢̜̣̮̼̦̱͈̑̈ͫ́͛ͣ̀̀̓̒̿́̚͢͝.̛͔̹̖̻͈̲͚̤͋ͣ̿͋͡.̴͛͒͗̈̎ͣ̇ͧ̽̒̄̂̃̈́͐̽̚͏͢͏̮͍̗̰̫̟̰̼͇͚̭̠̜̪̜̭̜.̧̙͓̤͎̦͖̥̦̤̜̲̣͙̠̱̗̱̤͒̍̌ͣ͊ͩ̾̃͒́ͤ̾̕͟͠.̷̴̜̗͉̺̥̘̙̒͛̃ͨ͜.̲̤̣̀ͬ̔̂ͧ̈́̚͜͡.ͣ̎͆̂ͩͬͬ̾ͮ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠉⠄⣀⡤⢤⣤⣈⠁⣠⡔⠶⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⠁⡀⢹⣿⣷⢹⡇⠄⠎⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣇⣀⣡⣾⣿⡿⠉⠛⠒⠒⠋⠉⢸ ⡿⠋⠁⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣧⡈⠿⣷⣄⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⢄⣾ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⢿⣶⣌⣙⡛⠛⠿⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠖⣒⣒⣚⣋⡩⢱⣾⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠉⢉⣥⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⡟⠛⣿⡿⠛⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⡟⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣾⣿⣧⠄⢻⡏⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⡟⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣄⠈⠙⠛⢻⣧⡄⠙⠛⠉⣠⣿⣷⣄⠈⠙⠛⢹⡇⠄⣿⣧⠄⠻⣿⣿⣿Infinite reposts. You sit on the toilet to repost content, but you begin to get karma uncontrollably. After ten reposts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of reposts. You desperately shove your phone into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your reddit karma hurt. The reposts accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop reposting. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of reddit upvotes. You try to repost in the shower drain but the karma builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The repost is too reposted to be hidden.You lock the bathroom door to prevent the karma from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the reposts. The reposts accelerates. You slip and fall in your own upvotes.The karma is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-swollen repost finger. Sprawled on your back, you begin to reposts all over nextfuckinglevel. Globs of the sticky white and red uovotes begin to fall like raindrops, giving you upvotes with your own reposts. The reposts accelerates. You struggle to stop as the force of the reposting begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the karma is now at chin height. To avoid drowning in your karma you open the bathroom door. The deluge of reddit upvotes reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with karma instead of molasses. The reposts accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the red and white upvotes. Your youngest child goes under, with vicious redditors calling you out rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your reposting. The reposting accelerates. You squeeze your thumb to stop the reposting, but it begins to leak out of your index finger instead. You let go. The force of the reposting tears your phone open, leaving only a gaping hole in your phone that spews upvotes. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the upvotes. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely made of gold awards. Your neighbor calls the cops. The karma accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of platinum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The karma accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your reposts have now grown into a substitute brain. The karma accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the karma begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your silver awards sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your online pixels start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new silver paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The karma accelerates. The awards and karma begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of awards and karma. Astronomers begin calling you the “R3p0st3r.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of reposts. Eventually, you stop thinking.i just wanna say u ruin my life, u ruin my everything, u made my family mad and sad, Believing u are the most stupidest thing ive ever did and i regret believing u so bad, i just wanna say fucking useless and continue on breakin people’s life, ur a jack ass, a fucking bitch and a stupid fucking idiot that stays inside the sewer for Ages becuz I dont have fucking money to afford a damn house and u have a brain that is smaller than any germs that have ever lived, and ur brain is on ur knees not inside of ur head. Anyways I hope u enioy breaking peoples life, ruining them until they are lost in theyr own mind and u made they’re friends and family look bad on they’re eyesmy fnaf 😱🤖💀 rap 🎤
YO 👋 YO 💯 YO 💯 listen 👂 up ☝ to my new 🆕😎 rap 🎤! I 👁 just got 🍸 a freddy 5️⃣ hat 🤠!
(HOT 🔥 GIRL 👧 SINGING 🎶🎵🎤) oH 🙀 YeAhhhh 🙇‍♀️ ITS FREDDY 😫🍉💕 FAZBEARS PIZZA 😋🍕🍴! WHEN 🍑 YOU 👈 GET 🉐 SOME PIZZA 🍕! AND A BIG 😱. PIECE 🧩. OF. ASSSSSS! awesome ✅💯✔ music 🎧 plays 🎮
Me: ya ⛪🙏 my name 🏷 is rappa 3000 🔢 and ill 📝 tell 🗣 ya 🙏 the story 📖 of fredy pizzaria with a freddy 😫🍉💕 goldy and a hot 😍🔥 foxy 🦊 fucking 👦🍑🖕 chica 👌 all 💯 day 🕛🕧📆 long 📏🕚, with a hudge dong 💦🍆🥒, and den 👱🏿🙈 the security 🛡 guard 💂 named 📛 chonged put 😏 his 💦 dong 🍆 in BONNIE 💁🏻!
girl 👩💋💄 takes 👊 off 📴 shirt 👕 and sings 🎵🎶 OH 🙀 YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY 😫🍉💕 FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN ⏰ U 🍆 GET 👉🔟👈 SOME PIZZA 🍕 AND A. BIG 🍆⬆. PIECE 🍗. OF. QSS
me strokes 😰 dong 🍆 mmmm 🙂 ya 🙏 its fredy fazber pizza 🍕 with huge 😤 dings 🔔 and blongs and bongs 🔬 and frogsssss! with scary 👹 sexy 💦🍆 animatrons!my fnaf rap
YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!
(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF. ASSSSSS! awesome music plays
Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tell ya the story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, with a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!
girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS
me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazber pizza with huge dings and blongs and bongs and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!Cumsockockhttps://discord.gg/huUDGvHahahaha gacha cookie is so funny the sound waves from my laughing just scattered all the atoms in my city into 12 different dimensions and killed thousandsHoly fucking shit, Mother of Jesus Christ damn she's so fucking thick i would rip her pussy and thrust my 12 inch throbbing,veiny,stiff,rock hard pre-ejaculating cock in her tasty delecious pinky pussy as her wounded falopian tubes hurts each time i push it harder and harder inside her,as i goes as deep as it goes and her ovaries feels like It's going to bust while I force her to the wall and forcefully hold her fragile wrist,then I will make her gag on my dick il shatter her throat and hurt her Adam's Apple. ill go so deep in her throat that she will have a asthma attack,my 12 inch cock will fucking take this hot bitch oxygen away.
But that wont be the end of my fun with her. i will torn her pussy apart and leave a bleeding wound on her clitoris, I will reach her cervix and fuck her until she bleed for my twisted pleasure. I will fucking put my 12 inch cock on her rectum she will feel a tingling sensation between her spine and my dick will get out by her mouth, my dick might also rip her stomach of how hard I am.https://youtu.be/IRrQxWonsP0First things first, 4 billion years to create the high-advanced funny anime characters doing funny poses, it's a evolution on our society and on our planet, nothing as it has been seem ever. Also if you don't like gacha... MATE.... DO YOU KNOW HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO? I'M A EX-NAVY SEAL WHO FOUGHT IN THE BIGGEST WAR THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEM, AND IF YOU GET A FUCKING LITTLE BIT OF CRITICISM TOWARDS GACHA, MATE I'M GONNA HACK YOU TROUGH RAT (Remote Administration Tool) AND THEN TRACK YOU DOWN, AND AFTER THAT I'LL PASS MONTHS, YEARS, EVEN DECADES STUDYING YOUR COMPORTMENT, LIKE A TIGER STALKING HIS PRAY, AND AFTER I SEE IT'S A GOOD TIME, I'LL GET THE INCENDIARY ANTI-METERIAL RIFLE I GOT FROM MY 5° YEAR IN THE ARMY AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. I'LL SHOOT THE INCENDIARY BULLET TOWARDS YOUR CAR, EXPLODING IT MAKING YOU GET PTSD, AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE ON THE PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL, I'LL GET IN THERE, GET MY BLOWING CAR AUDIO THAT I GOT FROM YOUR CAR EXPLODING, AND PUTTING RIGHT IN YOUR EAR, SO YOU CAN SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF THE CRITICISM TOWARDS THE BEST COMMUNITY IN THE WORLD.
Ok, so let me explain why is gacha the best app. Gacha has alot of awesome epic gaming gaming zoomies zoomer features, like "Twerk" animation and an awesome skin-color default clothe for people who don't "normal" clothes. Also the community is so worried about children that they took about 2 years or more to take out the "sexual" animations. Also our community is so united and wholesome! For example we have the pedos, the children who make gacha sex, kids who think depression is aesthetical and much more! If you think that's enough, the stair goes on, we have our own art style, and again, PRE-MADE BODIES AND COSTUMIZATIONS ARE ART!!!!!! IF YOU THINK THE OPPOSITE I'LL NOT ONLY MAKE YOU GET PTSD, WHEN YOU FALL IN THE GROUND ALL BLOODY-FUCKED AND ALMOST DIEING, I'LL GET NEAR YOU AND DO LIKE THE GUY IN AMV FROM LIL DARKIE DID, I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU UNTIL I FUCKING FALL IN THE GROUND.
SO IF YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN MAKE FUNNY HAHAH FUNNIES ABOUT GACHA BEING TRASH... MATE.... DO YOU KNOW HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO? I'M A EX-NAVY SEAL WHO FOUGHT IN THE BIGGEST WAR THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEM, AND IF YOU GET A FUCKING LITTLE BIT OF CRITICISM TOWARDS GACHA, MATE I'M GONNA HACK YOU TROUGH RAT (Remote Administration Tool) AND THEN TRACK YOU DOWN, AND AFTER THAT I'LL PASS MONTHS, YEARS, EVEN DECADES STUDYING YOUR COMPORTMENT, LIKE A TIGER STALKING HIS PRAY, AND AFTER I SEE IT'S A GOOD TIME, I'LL GET THE INCENDIARY ANTI-METERIAL RIFLE I GOT FROM MY 5° YEAR IN THE ARMY AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. I'LL SHOOT THE INCENDIARY BULLET TOWARDS YOUR CAR, EXPLODING IT MAKING YOU GET PTSD, AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE ON THE PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL, I'LL GET IN THERE, GET MY BLOWING CAR AUDIO THAT I GOT FROM YOUR CAR EXPLODING, AND PUTTING RIGHT IN YOUR EAR, SO YOU CAN SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF THE CRITICISM TOWARDS THE BEST COMMUNITY IN THE WORLD.I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with my I wouldn't feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, i took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forgot the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forgot what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what i did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish, is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.Please be sure to SPANK that like button SUBSCRIBE to me on YouTube HIT that notification bell FOLLOW me on Twitter LIKE my Facebook page READ MY BLOGS on Tumblr BUY access to my private Instagram FEED my dying NeoPets EMAIL ME your favorite pizza roll flavor DONATE on Twitch DONATE your left kidney VOTE in the upcoming election BECOME A MEMBER of my new MLM company VACCINATE my children and be sure to check out this channel for more content in the future.Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder Like a continental soldier Do your balls hang low? Does your dick stick out? Can you waggle it about? Can you flap it up and down As you fly around the town? Can you shut it up for sure When you hear an awful bore? Does your dick stick out?Sorry, your post has been removed due to it carrying pro-Trump messages. Reddit does not support such harmful or hateful ideologies.
May we instead recommend some rape porn?
u/strugglefucking u/abuseporn2 incestpornRecently my friend Karen (69F) invited me (420M) and several other people to her baby's gender reveal party. I thought this was a very important occasion. Now, I thought it would be a good idea to create a smoke machine for the party and really dazzle the other guests there. I grabbed a bubble machine that I used for a kid's birthday party a while back and replaced the bubble mixture in it with gasoline, and thought that was that.
Fast forward to the all-important gender reveal party several days later, I bring the makeshift smoke machine with me. I get it set up and when Karen tells me to turn it on, it works for a few seconds before turning into a literal flamethrower and lighting the yard on fire. Everyone screams and runs away. Now, I went and turned it off, then tried dumping a bottle of water on the fire. I managed to partially put it out, but by then it had already creeped over the wooden fence and into the forest behind it. "Oh shit," I thought. We called the fire department but by the time they arrived it had already spread waaaaay too far for them to control, especially in the hot and dry state of California.
TL;DR: Was invited to a gender reveal party, decided to make my own smoke machine to dazzle the guests, smoke machine becomes flamethrower and burns everything, fire couldn't be stopped despite the best efforts of us and the local fire department. you fucker, you goddamn worthless piece of shit, I completely despise you and every atom in your pathetic body. If I knew you were within fifty miles of me I would track you down and curb stomp your skull into concrete until your smooth brain and eyes pop out, you dumbfuck. I wouldn't piss in your mouth if you were dying of thirst, in fact I would hit you in the stomach until you throw up all food you had eaten before that so you die in even more pain, you scumbag, you absolute shitfaced rodent. At least Adolf Hitler had the excuse of being mentally deranged with a horrible past, but you? you've got no fucking excuse for this utter bullshit, you fucking cum stain of a creature, fuck you. You deserve your tiny cock and balls to be publicly guillotined while your fingers are being ripped off by rabid pitbulls, and your eyes are being flooded with ants. You piss drinking cretin, you rock eating dumbass, you scumbag, you chihuahua fucking mongrel, you fuck faced shit eating faggot. You are such a fucking baboon you'd probably believe if someone told you that you could jump off of a 70 story building and be fine if you land head first. I'd call you a clown and tell you to go back to the circus but you're too fat and lazy to work there and too ugly and retarded to be a circus animal. It costed nothing not to commit that act of complete terror yet you did it anyways, you dopebrained shithead. Out of all of the sperm unloaded into your mom's vagina you were the worst possible result there was. It could've been a man that somehow found a way to achieve world peace, it could've been a famous celebrity that inspired millions, it could have been someone who fought for their country and saved their friends in war, but no, it was you instead, a fat fucking virgin who's best accomplishment for humanity is accidentally giving an eight year old at McDonalds ten chicken nuggets instead of nine. Fuck you.I am always so tempted to carefully fish my poop out of the toilet with my hands, lay it gently on the plate, dry it off with some toilet paper and take it into the kitchen.
There, I grab some bread and get the toaster going. Put the bread in, wait for the bread to be ready, then get a butter knife but put it to better use than just butter; cut the poop into neat slices, then put it on the bread, mash it around a little, enjoy the view. It looks like Nutella, but it's way better. Looks better. Smells better. Tastes better.
Then I put my sandwich in the preheated oven for some time. I don't put a timer on, my soul will tell me whenever it's ready. In half an hour, I get out black bread and black poop on it. I take a bite. It tastes amazing.
I sit on the floor in the kitchen, eating my poop sandwich. I love the taste of burn. I love everything about it. I don't need anything else in life. Just burnt poop sandwiches. Looking for a female roomate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money, but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reasons rather not say on here. I will expect hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement, you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they may visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Physical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 Ibs, caucasian or asian only, republican, biologically female, no tattoos, no Muslims, no vegans, no smoking/ vaping, marywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 Ibs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. everyoneI was hacked
My computer has malware
I had a bathroom emergency and forgot to lock my computer
I have amnesia
Temporary insanity
I wanted to ask if "ok n-----" is offensive
I'll be honest, I got lucky, but the girl typed it
My dog jumped on the keyboard
God did it
Suddenly my computer froze and i had an unsaved excel sheet so I started typing anything and everything to get it to unlock
I was writing a paper and was in the middle of recording a quote when switched to zoom and I forgot to switch back
My question is about the African country
I had a stroke
I was auditing the class to see if the professor answers questions
I'm playing a game next to pewdiepie and I had opened my speech to text on accident and then pressed enter on accident
I was searching for that bridge video of pewdiepie and incidentally typed that into the search
4chan hacked me
NSA hacked meHello, a year ago I contracted a rare disorder called cummeningoracismoengeneralo disease. It is only in males. Every time the n word is said in general, I cum. I thought it wouldn't be that bag, but it is, I just can't stop cumming, you racist fucks. one time I was taking a piss and it happened, a raid began, and I came so hard my bathroom walls were painted fucking white, it looked like someone blew up my dick, it was so painful I pleasantly sobbed to sleep, and it's no better when I'm asleep. Because of all the black gay midget porn posted around the server at night in the NSFW chat yall get crazy with the vocabulary. Every time I wake up I'm covered in crusty cum, and it spills over onto the floor, my house is flooded with cum. I once had to go to a doctor because I had a concussion and they had to kick me out because I was cumming over and over. My neighbors sent a noise complaint and I get bullied at school because of the puddle of cum always in my pants. I remember during the server raid a while back, I came so much I farted out of my dick, I called it a deef. To the mods of the server, please end this cummening and make an announcement or rule ban the n word. I came approximately 24 times while making this.Can you imagine the crazy ass abilities Katara had as a water bender? I'm not talking about fighting, I'm talking about sex.
Think about it, instant enema for her. She would be down for anal almost anytime of the day. Oh man, and the saliva play. I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like this, but can you imagine being lathered in her spit? She'll tongue box the inside of your mouth and work her magical sex organ down your chest and on to your dick. The saliva in her mouth would give your a whirlpool like blowjob if she really wanted to. It would be like having a rotating fleshlight with a tongue to make sure your dick is the cleanest it'll ever be.
On top of all that, when the full moon comes out, you best be ready for a mind numbing orgasm as she plays with the blood inside you're erected phallus, and contorts your dick in pleasurable ways that's physically and legally not possible. Katara could cumbend your spunk and give herself a full body bathe in it. The reason Aang looked so young during the avatar state was because he died in his mid-40's, blasting rope one last time in a seizure like orgasm on a full moon.ඞ
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My Bear idea: Crafty bear

My Bear idea: Crafty bear
Crafty bear will be located right in front of the jelly dispenser below the clover field. He has 3 questlines,
(Nectar belt questline, Flower amulet questline, and Tiki gear questline). This post is about the Nectar Belt questline
this is an event bear that will be around for 30-52 days
Lucky Beginnings:
Why hello there little beekeeper, I am a Crafty bear, I have come here to study materials for my product line, "Studied Gears!". That name is not too good now that I said it out loud, could be a bit more interesting, what do you think about the name being an alliteration? Oh, I'm getting off-topic, am I?. Anyway, I need a beekeeper to gather resources to make properties of my gear. You know the boosts you get after redeeming a code like +10% pollen from the mushroom field. So I need you to get 1,000 pollen from the Clover field and discover 1 rare+ bee type. If you don't know how to do that just ask brown bear over there.
-during-
This first gear I am working on will be amazing, anyways go do whatever I assigned you in the quest tab.

-completion-
Perfect. when I am done you will get +3% loot luck. That makes it more likely you will get good stuff from defeating mobs. You can get treats to feed your bees, that will make your bees very happy, BUT DON'T OVER FEED THEM, STUFFED BEES MOVE MUCH SLOWER, ARE SLOW TO ATTACK AND COLLECT LESS POLLEN!, I'm just messing with you. It's ROBLOX! sparking imagination since 2006 and micro-transactions since 2007. you can also get some other sweet stuff like tickets which can be traded for royal jellies and that can *Buzzz*. Hold up, gotta answer this short business call. come back in 10 minutes for your next quest.
rewards: 900 honey, 5 treats
-during-
Ok, so I guess we can't do that. what about a belt bag thingamabob. think of the boosts we could incorporate and people who would buy it. besides all we have to do is ask spirit bear up at the 35 bee gate to work her magic on our belts and we are done! ... Oh right, what will we make it out of, that's a good question. Hold up, I'm doing something right now, come back in (_ minutes and _ seconds) then we can talk.

Minty Clovers
Well, I'm in a pickle. I don't know what I am going to make neither what I will make it out of. all I know is that I need better loot luck because 3% is little to nothing, We can't let any manufacturer have more loot luck than us, well of which I know of. What about fresh breath with our thingy, think about it. wearing it not only gives loot luck and also fresh breath with the power of mint. collect 1,000 white pollen and 3,000 pollen from the clover field.
-no during text-
-completion-
Wow, your breath smells great already. I'm glad it does not smell like the ladybugs in the clover field. somebody tell them that there is a new furniture item on the block, It's called a bath. Wait what if I made Bathtubs for a living. No more standing up in the shower for ages, just sitting down relaxing in a hot tub, here is your reward. some honey because I don't know what I should give you.
rewards: 3,000 honey

Blue Beauty
Clovers are nice and all but you don't need a whole life based around them. they should stay in their place, the zero bee gate guarded by 2 disgusting bugs. Anyways, while you were doing the last quest I realized that Business starts with a B, Beauty also starts with a B. Both are important because Business makes you money or honey or whatever you sell it for and if something does not have beauty then nobody will buy it. A product with many uses but looks like a blind first grader made it will almost always sell less than a fashion product with almost no use. I'm looking at your nose earrings!!! you can't cheat the money game just because you look good and can be for men and women. Sorry, I have a marketing meeting soon and little things just seem to get on my nerves. anyways collect 10,000 blue pollen, 2,000 pollen from the blue flower field, and 5,000 blue pollen from the bamboo field, you need 5 bees to get to the bamboo field so get your egg hatching game on, Don't forget to defeat 5 rhino beetles, wearing blue never makes you look good. I Gotta go, I will leave a sticky note behind which has the password for these safes behind me, finishing a quest gives you a sticky note with the password of a safe. enter it into the corresponding safe and your rewards will be there, It might look like I am there but it's a dummy. Can't let Onett (the owner of this game) find out I left. I might even lose this job when I just got it.
-during-
there is a sticky note with a secret message you can't quite see yet. try checking if completing the quest does anything
-completion-
the sticky note reveals a password of 4974. you enter it in and get the following rewards. 9,000 honey, 1 royal jelly, 3 blueberries.
Do other people's quest
there is a sticky note that says. I can't really do anything right now but I am working on a DIY thing that will help you with my later quests, for now just do the quests of other bears. do black bears first 10 quests, do 5 brown bear quests, and complete 2 panda bear quests.
-during-
there is a sticky note with a secret message you can't quite see yet. try checking if completing the quest does anything
-completion-.
the sticky note reveals a password of 021987. You enter it in and get the following rewards, 10,000 honey, 2 royal jellies, and a protein spray. the spray can't be used but can be crafted, along with other materials for a belt bag made my crafty bear.
-the building of nectar-
I'm back. how did you like the sticky note system, anyways let's keep this short and simple. I need time to work on my new belt bag!. wasn't expecting that were you? oh, you read it was going to be a belt bag on the wiki or in my sticky notes, that was anti-climactic but at this rate, we are going, it will take ages for us to get what I need for the belt bag. so I will smush everything planned for the next 15 quests into 4 quests. Get ready because it will be a huge quest. also, it has something to do with how honey is made in real life, like "Nectar" and all that
Requirements (this only pops up if the quest requirements are not stated in the dialogue
collect 20,000 red pollen
collect 12,000, white pollen from the pineapple patch
collect 1,000 pollen from the stump field
raise 2 bees to level 6,
feed 50 treats to your bees
complete 6 brown bear quests
use the slingshot 3 times
-during-
We gotta hurry if I want to release the belt bag on time. do whatever's in your quest thingy list.
-completion-
that was a huge step up in quest difficulty but you still have 3 more to go before you get your belt bag! Rest for now and come back if you are up for the challenge.
rewards: 15,000 honey. 1 silver egg. 10 royal jellies.
Field Journey 1
No time to explain! take this quest and go go go!
Requirements:
collect 5,000 pollen from every 0,5 and 10 bee gate field.
collect 1,000 white pollen from every 0,5 and 10 bee gate field.
Defeat 5 spiders
raise 8 bees to level 6
feed 60 strawberries to your bees.
finish black bear's gold egg questline
Defeat 7 mantis
-during-
this is a field journey. you will get 2 more quests like this but much harder
-completion-
here is a tip for my next 2 quests. don't kill any mobs in a field you don't need to collect pollen from. I might require you to defeat those mobs and you have to wait for them to respawn
rewards: 20,000 honey, 1 hasty bee jelly
Field Journey 2
Get your bees and prepare to rumble, this is most likely your hardest quest yet, unless you are a pro with 25+ bees blowing through these quests, then I need to stop you with mob respawn times!. sorry, got carried away again. These quests are supposed to be hard but for those pros, they have something coming for them with my next questlines,
requirements:
collect 90,000 pollen
collect 40 haste tokens
collect 90 bomb tokens
collect 15 red boost tokens
collect 15 blue boost tokens
raise 1 bee to level 7
defeat 2 werewolves
equip all of the gear in the noob shop at least 1 time
-no during dialogue-
-completion-
almost there beekeeper. I am proud to present to you the nectar belt!. you will receive the following buffs, +10% loot luck, +5% pollen, +10% pollen to honey, this makes it so that you can get 1.1 honey from 1 pollen. and when a bigger number is in there like 10,000 you get 11,000 honey and a special ability but I don't want to spoil everything for you. well, until you complete my next quest.
rewards: 50,000 honey 1 gold egg and 20 royal jellies.
Nectar makes Honey
This is the moment you have been waiting for, the big reveal of the belt bag, the nectar belt!. this questline won't give you it but it gives you something mandatory for making it. A Bronze Crafty Inc membership card!. It sounds like some shameful self-promotion gig but it's not. with this, you can go into the secret room in the pro shop behind the pro bear and inside of that maze. ( you need 1 badge and the membership card. to get into the room though, you can redeem your badges by pressing on the icon that looks like a medal). This quest is not something you would expect to finish in a day or 2 but around a few weeks, well for those who fall into the 15-20 bee category as that is the stage required for this quest. Anyway, let's get on with this absurd jump in quest difficulty. Collect 200,000 pollen. Collect 30,000 pollen from every 0,5,10 and 15 bee gate field, defeat 5 werewolves,10 spiders, 15 mantes, 12 scorpions, 50 ladybugs and/or rhino beetles, raise 9 bees to level 7. feed 200 treats to your bees, get a polar power of 5. discover 12 bee types, and reach a total playtime of 7 hours! trust me, it will all be worth it in the end but if not. I have more questlines available by completing this quest.
-during-
“Don’t limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as your mind lets you. What you believe, remember, you can achieve.” I just got that quote off a random website but look at the quote, not the fact that I just committed plagiarism.
-completion-
You have finally done it. you deserve this Bronze craft inc membership card for free!. you can go in the room and get the nectar belt for... 1,000,000 honey, 1 enzyme, and 70 pineapples. that seems like a lot but keep in mind the fact that I cut off a lot of quests, you originally needed much more items but onett wanted people who just started playing to at least get the membership card. when the event is over the items won't but I will be gone. come back again because I have bigger plans in mind.
mid questline demand
so, you know how I said there is a special award for the nectar belt? well, it is called nectarization. this occurs whenever you collect 100 bomb tokens. when this happens you collect the nectar from the flowers in the field for 20 seconds, since you are collecting nectar and not pollen you are collecting sugars that make honey sweet, and that allows you to make sweet honey. this type of honey is 2 times easier to convert and even has pollen to honey or should I say nectar to honey of 1.4 which makes 2/5 more honey than pollen. now let's get back into the swing of things. collect 500,000 pollen and discover 5 epic bee types.
-during-
it might take a while but it's just to warm you up for the next questline
-completion-
thanks for doing the quest. since the nectar belts have been so successful, unlike most quest givers, I can give you rewards worth more than the quest requirements.
Bronze membership card
rewards; 750,000 honey, 100 treats.
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A Former ROBLOX Player's Retrospective [ESSAY]

Hey guys. Former ROBLOX player here. I had pretty much forgotten about this game until a couple of weeks ago when I stumbled upon one of those cursed ROBLOX memes. Since then I've been lurking here and checking up on the community, and I'm really glad to see this game is doing well. I quit ROBLOX back in 2017, though I did occasionally check up on the site until early 2018 after they deleted the forums. When I found out about that, I came here and published a long rant about how ROBLOX sucks and how they were ruining the community. Since that time, a lot has changed, not only in regards to my life, but also in regards to how I view my past. So, I thought I'd publish a good old nostalgia post, but rather than looking back with rose tinted glasses on, I want to take an objective look on the old ROBLOX, the forums, how much ROBLOX has changed, and whether the changes were really as bad as I thought they were.
Keep in mind, it's been quite a while since I've played or checked up on ROBLOX (the last time I even did was in March of 2019, and that was only to pay ROBLOX one final visit until I gave up on it forever), so I can't guarantee my information will be 100% accurate. Also, this is going to be a long one. If you don't have the patience to read this, I totally understand, because I barely have the patience to even type all of this.
My Experience on ROBLOX
In March of 2012, I made my first account on ROBLOX. I had been introduced by a former friend of mine. At the time, I was an 11-year-old kid. The first game I ever played on the site was Pokemon BrickBronze (which I recently learned was deleted due to copyright issues. RIP). While my friend didn't play for more than a few months, I stayed behind. For the next five years, I would play ROBLOX consistently just about every day.
At first, I only played games that were on the front page. I remember clickbait was a serious problem in 2012. There was a niche of game developers at the time that would hop on every few hours and change the title and thumbnail of their game hoping to increase traffic. For example, say you had a game known as "Build to Survive Aliens." If you were among this niche of developers, you would hop on every hour and change the title to things like "SURVIVE THE XENOMORPHS" or "HALO 3: SURVIVE THE COVENANT." The most infamous, vile developer in this niche was an individual known as Jared Valdez. No man was more despised by the community than him. ROBLOX banned him numerous times, yet he always returned. In retrospect, his games weren't actually that bad despite the clickbait, and his use of clickbait did seem to keep his games popular. Say what you want, but he did have it all figured out. I wonder what happened to him?
One of my favorite genres of games on ROBLOX was roleplaying games. My first experience with this genre was in 2012, with a game that was known by something along the lines of "Roleplay in a Medieval City." You could be a vampire, a knight, a king, a wizard, a werewolf, and more. Eventually I discovered After the Flash, a post-apocalyptic game based heavily off of Fallout and Metro. I spent lots of time on that game, and had about six characters that I would roleplay as on those games. Sometimes I would start in one After the Flash game and continue into the other ones. I remember there were even unspoken rules for roleplaying on those games. If you were speaking out of character, you had to put parentheses around your words. You never had to worry about Dock Town getting shot up because people who did try and shoot up Dock Town could simply be ignored, as weapons did no damage. After the Flash even had its own established canon. I think roleplaying games were a testament to what made ROBLOX stand out from the rest: you could truly become anything you wanted, and do anything you wanted.
I also had a few periods of involvement in clans. I remember some of them to this day: FEAR, John's Cobras, RAT, Nightfall Clan. I can't remember any specific conflicts that I was involved in, but I do remember being involved in a war between FEAR and NFC in 2012. I also remember how WW2 clans used to be a contentious issue on ROBLOX. Groups emulating Nazi Germany were banned for obvious reasons. The problem is, WW2 is perhaps the most spectacular, most interesting conflict in human history. Thus, many clans that wanted to roleplay that era had to minimize the Nazi imagery, often replacing such imagery with that of the considerably-less-genocidal German Empire of the First World War. Even still, groups of that nature were frequently targeted by mods. In hindsight, many of those group pushed the envelope, sporting red armbands on their uniforms. More often than not, they replaced the swastika with the iron cross or simply has a blank white circle where it should have been, but it was obvious who they were emulating. I've heard rumors that such groups were often led by racist people, though I'm not sure as to the degree racism was prevalent among those groups. Perhaps the alt-right may have origins in these groups?
There were numerous groups on ROBLOX for just about any niche and community. Whether you were a fan of a specific video game series, or you were a game developescripter, or a trader of rare items, you had a community. Even LGBTQ+ people had their own space where they could be themselves, despite ROBLOX's suppression of LGBTQ-related discussions. For me, the most important community of groups in terms of my experience on ROBLOX was Christian groups. Up until I was about 16, I was a pretty diehard Christian (Now I'm kind of agnostic I guess. I don't really think about God all that much). When I was 13 and 14, I participated heavily in numerous Christian groups. We'd pray for each other when we or a family member were going through hard times, and we'd discuss the Bible and the nature of God. But Christians on ROBLOX had a sworn enemy: atheists. Now, occasionally there would be civil discussion between Christians and atheists that actually made you think. However, the animosity between Christians and atheists often made any rational debate get drowned out by the more toxic members of such communities. Nevertheless, it was the rational discussion between the two groups that shaped my current religious beliefs, and I think it was a good thing that they both had their own communites.
It's also important that we consider what was going on outside of ROBLOX in my life throughout all of this. ROBLOX had become an escape from ongoing struggles in my personal life. For most of my life, anxiety, resentment, rage, and narcissism have plagued my psyche and drove me down paths I wish I had never gone down. I'm not going to go into too much detail, as you probably don't want to hear it, but let's just say my life outside of ROBLOX was at a low point between the years of 2014 through 2016. Yet when I had a bad day at school, or I was feeling extra resentful, I always fell back to ROBLOX to make me feel better. It gave me a sense of community when I had none, and it helped me relieve a lot of stress. ROBLOX was one of the best things to happen to me in hindsight, and I don't even want to imagine what would happen to me without it.
But all of this was merely paving the way to what became the most important part of my experience on ROBLOX. This is the period where we hit the climax. This period would come to shape the person who I am today. This is where we get to...
The Forums
My experience on the forums was by far the most important part of my time on ROBLOX, not only because it was where I had the most fun, but because it also came to both shape and accommodate my personality. I don't know if it was just me going through puberty at the time, or if I'm just a flat-out asshole at my core, but the toxicity of the forums made me feel right at home. My first foray into the forums began in early 2015, when I discovered Suggestions and Ideas, or as we called it, S&I. At some point, I stumbled upon the Off Topic subforum. This is where the most important part of my journey on ROBLOX begins.
Like I said before, the forums were a very toxic place, and OT was perhaps the most toxic of them all. Drama between OTers, trolls, and flaming were everyday occurrences. Forum raids were a huge thing back when I began foruming, but the mods eventually put a stop to that. I don't quite remember why, but I guess we took it too far one day. That didn't stop us from trolling. I remember when Starbucks was a big thing on ROBLOX. Every basic white girl on ROBLOX would venture there to sip virtual drinks. I suppose it was the social aspect of it that pulled all of the white girls in, but us forumers despised these white girls, and we frequently went to troll there. Asking for "black coffee" was one of my personal favorite tactics. Either the barista would be confused as hell, or they would perceive your request as "racist" and ban you. Black coffee, for those who don't know, is coffee with no sugar or milk. I guess people kept requesting it and making racist jokes about it, prompting Starbucks to associate black coffee with racism or something. It was pretty funny though. I don't know if my information is correct here, but I believe it was also us who got Starbucks to sue ROBLOX, prompting the Starbucks group on ROBLOX to rebrand themselves as Frappe.
Occasionally, people from clans would post on the wrong subforum and post their clan manifesto or whatever on OT. They were typically inexperienced with the forums, and often failed to disable replies. This would result in a storm of insults thrown their way, and they would often never know because they posted the thread and never came back. Sometimes they would even try to defend themselves, and end up in massive flame wars with the rest of OT. In fact, flame wars were another element of OT that added to the toxicity. Technically, flaming was against the rules. Of course, that rule was impossible to enforce, so mods just cracked down on the worst cases of flaming. Sometimes, all it took was one person to say only one stupid thing for a flame war to begin. Other times, the thread was intended to be flamebait, and flame wars ensued as the OP intended. Many perished in these wars. Some were roasted into oblivion, others were banned due to their antics. But damn near everyone was a flame war veteran on OT.
It was impossible to forum without getting banned at least once. Even if you tried to be a perfect little angel, you were almost guaranteed to get banned at some point. It would be my antics on the forums that would result in my numerous bans throughout my time on ROBLOX. Over all the moderation actions that I received on all of my accounts, at least a third of them were bans, almost all of which were earned on the forums. People used to post their moderation history onto the forums all the time. However, ROBLOX didn't like people discussing their moderation history, and eventually disabled the ability to view it. I remember that day being truly sad, as I became quite proud of my moderation history. It made me feel like a rebel, a badass. In hindsight, I can understand ROBLOX's reasoning for it. Because people with longer moderation histories were often seen as cool and rebellious, it encouraged more rule breaking, and ROBLOX understandably didn't like that.
It's important to take into consideration the demographics of the forums when talking about them. The forums were mostly populated by teenagers, and many of those teenagers had been playing ROBLOX for years. It was somewhat an echo chamber of cynical teenagers who hated the changes ROBLOX was making to its platform and missed the "old ROBLOX," a term which had many definitions depending on who you ask. Most of us thought that ROBLOX was a greedy corporation that wanted to suck our wallets dry and make lots of money at the expense of the community. To us, ROBLOX was more than just a game, but an online social hangout, and ROBLOX was trying to make it as profitable as possible even if it meant destroying the community. Looking back however, I think that ROBLOX did care a lot about the community. It only seemed like they didn't care at the time because we didn't try to see things from ROBLOX's perspective. Looking back now, I actually think a lot of their decisions were for the better.
The culture of the forums borrowed heavily from the infamous message board 4chan. Some terminology I remember being used on OT actually originated from 4chan, such as kek and bait. I would later come to find all of this out after I quit ROBLOX, and desperate for a replacement for the forums, I went to 4chan. While I've since come to regret that decision and thankfully haven't been on that godforsaken site since over two years ago, it gave me a lot of insight on the culture of the forums, particularly OT. The ROBLOX forums were more than just the pinnacle of ROBLOX culture, but certain subforums were an extension of 4chan's culture.
Overall, the forums were truly the most important part of my experience on ROBLOX. They had helped me get through a rather hellish period of my life, and gave me a sense of community when I felt I had none. But in mid-2016, things began to turn around for me, and as things changed for the better, I began to change my view on things, including my view on ROBLOX...
Quitting Roblox
During the summer of 2016, I received a ban for two weeks due to my antics on the forums. It was then that I began to realize that my account was on the verge of getting terminated thanks to my involvement on the forums. Rather than coming to the logical conclusion that my behavior on the forums was toxic and that I need to get my act together, I instead came to the rather illogical conclusion that the mods were out to get me, and I created a brand new account meant specifically for foruming. But by this point, I was growing resentful of the changes that had been occurring to ROBLOX at the time.
In late September 2016, I had enough. ROBLOX had made one controversial update too many: they began to hashtag anyone, regardless if they were over 13 or not. This update, for some reason, drove me over the edge, and made me quit. To this day, I have no idea why I took this update so personally to the point where I'd just abruptly quit, but then again, this was 15 year old me, so maybe I shouldn't be surprised.
But, you know what they say: "See you tomorrow." Yeah, I returned to ROBLOX three months later. The problem is that I was cringier than ever. Looking back on the forum archives and seeing some of my posts from that time makes me want to jump off a bridge. I was already really cringey, but my post quality got BAD after I returned. Then again, there were a lot of major changes going on in my life that I was adjusting to, so maybe my terrible post quality was just a symptom of that.
In March of 2017, I made the decision to quit for good after the 2017 egg hunt. I was not only resentful of the updates, but I was growing bored of ROBLOX too. The period between mid-March and late April of 2017 would be the final chapter of my time as a ROBLOXian. The egg hunt came and went, and on April 20, 2017, I logged off for the last time. But you know what they say: "see you tomorrow..."
I would occasionally check up on ROBLOX to see if anything changed. I wouldn't log on or anything, just check out the site and the forums and make sure everyone is still alive. July 28, 2017 was one such occasion. I returned to find the forums had been drastically overhauled for some reason. Practically all of the old forums such as OT had been deleted, and replaced with Roblox News and Discussion. Needless to say, I was not happy. I logged back on for the first time in months to complain about the update. But that forum post ended up being my last...
On December 4th, 2017, the forums were locked, and a message was posted on Roblox News and Discussion announcing that the forums were going to be shut down on December 11th, 2017. I was unaware to this, as I had moved on from the ROBLOX forums to other things. But at some point between late December 2017 and late February 2018, I decided to check back on the forums. Upon discovering the fate of the forums, I took to this subreddit and posted a long open letter complaining about the closure. At the time, I had only been gone from ROBLOX for less than a year, and I had yet to take the rose-tinted glasses off my face, so you can imagine how terrible my rant was. My perspective has changed quite a bit since then however, which is the whole reason why I am typing up this retrospective. After this point, I stopped going to the site altogether, even to see how much things have changed. To me, the game was truly dead.
Fast forward to early March 2019. I had just turned 18, and was mere months away from graduation. With a whole new life ahead of me, I began to look back on my childhood, and then I remembered ROBLOX. When I quit ROBLOX, I never did give it the proper goodbye it deserved. ROBLOX had got me through a lot of tough times, and made me into the person I am today. I wanted to see the places I used to frequent, the places I made, the people I used to know, for one last time. I wanted to bring my time on ROBLOX to a proper conclusion. I wanted closure.
And so on March 18, 2019, exactly seven years after I began ROBLOX, I created a new account and went on a pilgrimage. I visited the profiles and places of the accounts I used to play on. I looked through all of my assets: my clothes, models, hats, etc., and saw how I evolved over the years. I visited the places I used to frequent, and reminisced on the good memories I had there. I payed a visit to the profiles of people I used to know. Many had moved on since I quit. I visited the groups I used to be a member of, and found that many of them had changed a lot. But I also visited the many forum memorials and forum graveyards. Many people who used to forum on OT back in the day had quit, or barely even hopped on anymore by that point. After my pilgrimage, I held a brief ceremony, before walking off into the sunset and logging out for the last time. My time on ROBLOX was finally over.
Retrospective
With the passage of time, my view on ROBLOX has changed dramatically. I've since taken my rose-tinted glasses off, and I now have a much better understanding as to why ROBLOX changed so much. I'd like to take a moment to look back on the grievances I had when I quit, and reevaluate them.
THE REMOVAL OF TICKETS: This was a very controversial update at the time it was released. It removed the currency that non-Builders' Club members used to buy stuff. At the time, it seemed that ROBLOX was trying to coerce people into paying for Builders' Club. However, I think the reason that ROBLOX did this was because of how unstable it made the value of robux. Imagine if someone made 100 bot accounts that converted their tickets into robux after logging in every day nd sent them all to a single person's account. That would make that person quite wealthy over time, and they didn't even have to pay for it. If tickets stayed, the robuck would collapse from inflation, and ROBLOX would be in deep shit.
APPEALING TO DEVELOPERS RATHER THAN THE PLAYERS: This was one of my biggest grievances. From my perspective at the time, ROBLOX's introduction of the DevEx system and the establishment of the Dev Forum was ROBLOX catering to an elite class of developers that saw the playerbase as cattle. However, I've since realized that ROBLOX has always been a game development platform. ROBLOX was certainly more tight-knit and community-oriented back when I first started, probably due to how small the community was in comparison to today. But with the rise of Steam, the explosion of the indie games genre, and a growing playerbase, ROBLOX realized that it would have to adapt to survive, or die.
REMOVAL OF COMMENTS: If you were unsure if a place was good or not, it used to be that the comment section was the place to go to find out if this was so. Problem is, ROBLOX removed them. Why? I think that it was because of the scam bot invasion that happened toward the end of my time on ROBLOX. It became impossible to read the comment section of places because of these damn scam bots. It's a shame it had to come to that. Maybe ROBLOX has since found a solution since then, but I highly doubt it.
THE NEW LOGO: ROBLOX's art style underwent a lot of change since 2012. The game became a lot less cartoony and more modern-looking, and nowhere else is this more apparent than the new logo. I think this is a reflection of ROBLOX's transformation into a game development platform rather than an online social hangout, so I understand. You don't want a cartoony look to a game development platform, or developers might laugh at you.
CENSORSHIP AND THE SANITATION OF ROBLOX'S COMMUNITY: When I first joined ROBLOX, I remember the community being a very different place. It was fairly tame, but controversial topics did have a tendency to come up. In about 2014, ROBLOX introduced a new system for filtering problematic terminology. At first it was only on users below 13, but eventually spread to users over 13. This was the reason that I quit the first time around. In hindsight however, I can see why ROBLOX introduced the new system, as bullshit as it could be sometimes. The playerbase was steadily growing, and many of those new users were younger. Older members of the community knew how to bypass SafeChat pretty well, and could introduce new, very inappropriate words to children. Still though, sometimes the degree to which ROBLOX censored certain words was just unnecessary.
THE REMOVAL OF THE FORUMS: This was by far my biggest grievance. When ROBLOX removed the forums, a huge chunk of the community, many having been on ROBLOX long before me, was left homeless. This was what inspired my open letter to ROBLOX I posted back in 2018. However, I only recently learned about the raids on the forums that occurred in my absence, that caused chaos on the forums and forced the mods to have to make changes to ensure stability. But I think that ROBLOX's explosion in popularity around this time made this inevitable. As much as I do find the removal of the forums depressing, I can understand why they did it. I just wish they archived all the posts rather than deleting them all. At least someone else did, and now I have the forum archives to use as a source for this big wall of text I'm writing.
With all of these changes, This begs the question: Why did ROBLOX make all of these controversial decisions? Was it because of money like we all used to say, or was there another motive?
With a new, refined perspective on ROBLOX, I think I know the answer: ROBLOX got big. A growing playerbase made the model ROBLOX ran on unsustainable, and ROBLOX was forced to make changes. ROBLOX has always been a game development platform, and the world of gaming was changing. The rise of indie games and Steam forced ROBLOX to alter their focus at the cost of other elements of the ROBLOX playerbase. All of these changes weren't because of greed, but because of survival.
Conclusion
Since I left ROBLOX, I've changed a lot. I graduated high school about a year and a half ago and I'm currently in college majoring in history. I'm turning 20 in a few months. I no longer really have any real interest in gaming, and thus have zero interest in going back to ROBLOX. Ever. Even if I did, I'd be an old man in ROBLOX standards, and I highly doubt I'd be able to find a place in the community like I found one in the forums back when I was a 15-year-old edgelord.
ROBLOX is truly the most genius game development platform on earth. You can literally be anything, create anything, and do anything. I never thought it would ever get as big as it is today, and I'm glad to have been a part of the old ROBLOX, or whatever they call it nowadays. With my rose-tinted glasses now off, I can say that ROBLOX's decisions were necessary in the long run, even if it did cost them an important part of the community, and I'm glad a new generation of kids can experience its glory.
To those of you who read this entire thing, thank you. To those of you who didn't, I totally understand, because this took me a hella long time to type this up. Oh, and sorry if this little essay was a disorganized mess. I tried lol.
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Blood Samurai 2 Review

To Preface: I was thinking about making my review a video essay but I’ve spent too much time thinking about this game I don’t want to dedicate even another minute to it. Even though this subreddit is pretty dead (not that it was ever alive) I thought I’d at least post the script and see whatever feedback I could get. Maybe we could have a nice discussion about it too.
I wrote this essay not really with the intention to share my thoughts with anyone, but mainly just to put the things I’ve been thinking about down on paper. If I do share it, thanks for reading.
I’ve played the Roblox game Blood Samurai 2 for a decently long time, being one of the most fun games on Roblox as of right now, and it’s because I enjoy the game that I’ve noticed how problematic it’s gotten. To keep this essay relatively organized I’ll split it up into three parts:
The Good, what I like about the game. The Bad, what I don’t like about the game. And The Ugly, my problems with the community and the people behind the game.
The Good
It’s important to start off with what I like about this game because I believe it truly has promise and I want you all to understand where I’m coming from as a fan of it. So, to jump right into it, the best part about Blood Samurai 2 is undoubtedly the combat. “Easy to learn, hard to master,” is the best way I can describe it, and I commend how skill based this game is instead of just becoming another simulator game, where stats and your wallet dictate how good you are there, Blood Samurai 2 cut the crap. When I first joined I found myself being able to fight back against players who obviously had the best equipment, which instantly charmed me and made the game feel a lot more rewarding. The combat itself was kind of similar to Dark Souls PvP, having to carefully bait attacks, out-space, and out-maneuver your opponent. Or be as aggressive as possible and leave it all up to your m1 spamming and reaction times. Even when you’re up against a group of people, a situation you’ll most likely not come out of alive, a whole new style of gameplay is opened up with how you approach the situation. A well timed m2 can separate a member from the squad and grants you the opportunity to combo another, or allows you to activate your cast of choice. But these encounters also stop you from employing certain tactics such as the combo extender, a move which in this situation is most likely to get you killed. Then there are the assassination quests, the main way you’ll be earning money in BS2 and what ties all of these things together, rewarding the player for being able to best their opponents with better gear, stances, and special moves. Being able to play well and get the best gear in the game because of it is something that exists in nearly every game, but I hold a certain degree of respect for BS2 and how every stance or armor can be at your disposal, but by the time you get that stance you can beat them without it. But that logic only operates on the assumption that every ‘power’ is at your disposal.
The Bad
Before I address that dubious implication I just left there, let’s backtrack a bit. Remember how I said that assassination quests tie in all the core mechanics of the game? Well, not always. Something I quickly came to learn after I joined BS2 is that people don’t actually like to play the game. If you keep your chat open for more than a minute you’re bound to see someone asking “reset pls,” cause if their assassination target resets, they can claim the kill and not even have to fight. Doing this for some reason is very popular and I admittedly did it too when I first started, though I stopped as quickly as I started. Asking someone to reset undermines the entire purpose of the game, and takes away the real meaning of any upgrade you get. Which is really sad because nearly half of the community does this, and although they’re only doing a disservice to themselves the practice makes the ugly side of this game even uglier. But there’s a few more things that have to be said before we go there. The next major issue I have with this game is casts, well not casts themselves. Although using casts is often debated upon in the community, in my opinion if you can get them there’s no reason why you shouldn’t use them, only the problem is how you get them. To get access to casts, some of which can give you eight extra points of damage, you probably have to do some serious challenge right? Like kill five players in one life? Nope. Instead you go afk, and meditate for five hours. The most action you’ll be experiencing is if someone attacks you while you’re afk, but even that can be avoided with a private server. As of writing this the developers finally updated this—by having the player sit down for five more hours to get access to the new update. Not sure why the developers decided to put this horribly thought out mechanic in but perhaps they were feeling particularly sadistic. Or maybe they just wanted lots of people “playing” their game so they can get it to the front page. Unfortunately, this section still isn’t over yet, we still have to talk about bugs. Yes, while I am aware that the description of this game warns the player that it’s very buggy, it really doesn’t excuse the fact that some have persisted since I first joined, despite the numerous MAJOR BUG FIXES they have done. Even when I play this game today I still encounter some Phoenix Stance users with a sword sticking through their legs, albeit hilarious that bugs existed for way too long. And speaking of Phoenix Stance it’s particularly annoying when the devs drop a new update and rather than making the game more interesting they just drop new meta gear everyone will start using. Finally we get to return to the implication I made before this section, and I’ll cut to the chase, yeah, there are powers that some players have access to that the normal player won’t. And yes, it’s locked behind a paywall. I’m talking about different races, and for the past few weeks the developers have been giving us sneak peeks into the unique abilities they’re giving them, essentially introducing pay to win aspects to their game. Many people want races to cost ingame money because of this, even though I have Oni2 I happen to agree, but there are some people who do not share the same sentiment and it’s probably because they blew all their mom’s cash on this game. But for the sake of it I’ll address some of the common arguments.
“The unique race abilities will be fair, and balanced, so it’s not P2W.” Well imagine you’re playing Super Smash Bros. and you are playing Shulk against someone else playing Shulk. But because that person spent some extra cash they get to choose a permanent Monado art for the entire game, while you’re stuck as base Shulk. Regardless if it’s balanced or not simply getting to have an option like that is an advantage.
“Races are their main source of income.” So you’re either telling me the devs are greedy and want to incentivize people to buy races even more by making it P2W, or you’re saying that any cosmetic roulette could take its place, or maybe that they don’t even have to add unique abilities at all for the beta.
“Win them in a giveaway or tournament.” Giveaways are already virtually impossible to win and casual players like myself don’t like interacting with the community that much. And having to get the races from the devs directly, which is essentially a secondary party, still isn’t enough to excuse those who have some robux to spend.
“It’s just one dollar.” This argument is particularly my least favorite, as they’re being incredibly disingenuous in it. Sure it’s one dollar but the rarest race is like .05%, not something you’re just going to get in one roll, even the more common races still have pretty low chances and you’re more than likely going to just roll human again.
The Ugly
Now that we’re here I can discuss what I mentioned earlier. Remember how I said players resetting for one another makes the ugly side of the community uglier? Well I’m sure anyone who’s played this game for a decent amount of time knows what I mean when I talk about “entitled assassins.” The type of people who think you have to reset for them, and get mad when you want to play the game and 1v1 them. All of these people are really bad at the game, and usually super toxic about it too. I’d go as far as to say that BS2 has the most toxic community on Roblox that I’ve seen, and I have played games like Rogue Lineage and Anime Cross. But it’s not just the fanbase that is bad, the developers are particularly annoying too and really make me lose faith in this game. The most recent example I can point to is what happened just earlier today, they posted an announcement saying “Hey, what do you think about getting your money stolen upon death?” And was met with an overwhelming NO. What did they do? Release it anyway, and in such a way where players would lose 50% of their money upon death, I hadn’t logged onto the game at this time but one look in the discord chat said enough. They recently nerfed it to where you sometimes lose 100 ryo, but any update that empowers teamers like this is a bad one. And if it wasn’t bad enough they did the same thing TWICE in the same day, asking people if they wanted this bird mount you could fly around in the game, again being met with loads of negative feedback. They still added it, though to my knowledge they did say they would be redoing all of the spells that were added, including that one. Still pretty lame of them to do. Guess what? It gets worse. Cause that’s not all, of course it isn’t. The devs also scammed people, although whether you could call it scamming or not is debatable, it’s incredibly scummy nonetheless. A while ago they posted this video in the announcements channel:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/774020437520154684/780626401131888680/final_5fbc74751fd3050093c74e2c_906977.mp4
Basically admitting that they were being disingenuous to people offering to pay money to play their game, taking that money, and making the game free to play anyway. Sure, they were the ones who assumed that it was paid access, but the devs still took the money. Absolutely detestable. And say you wanted to give a meaningful suggestion about the game, maybe something they ought to add or fix about it. Well good luck getting that message across when the suggestions chat is flooded with people asking for cum cast, black people race, and Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 spell. Might be funny the first time but quickly gets old when you realize that’s 95% of the suggestions.
Conclusions
I enjoy playing Blood Samurai 2, though as each update seems to come packaged with more and more cons and less pros, I’m not sure I can say the same thing confidently again in a few months. I’m willing to have faith in this game, as it has a good thing going for it, but the realist side of me says otherwise. If there’s anything you should take away from this review is to not pay these stinky developers, of course you don’t have to, but I wish I could get a refund, even if I only spent $1. And overall, if I were to give this game a score as of how I feel about it currently, maybe a 6/10. While I sure had a lot of negative things to say about it there are still some undoubtedly fun aspects to it that keep me coming back.
I didn’t even mention how the Mongol update killed server populations.
But if you made it this far, thanks for reading,
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